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You have 2 years to live. You have a spouse and kid. Google offers half your salary to your spouse for 10 years and survivor’s benefits for your kid until they’re 23 (correct if I’m wrong) if you die while being employed by them.

Would you spend those 2 years practicing algorithms and your CS knowledge to get into Google? Or spend the precious little time you have left with your family?

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  • 4
    @growling i just hope it's a situation and not personal reality.
    And for the answer, i prefer the options 2 i.e, spend time with your family: 2 years is a long time, Google keeps changing its policies very frequently.one simply can't be sure to get a guaranteed permanent job at Googs or if Google will surely maintain its words regarding their policy
  • 3
    Ask your spouse and kid. If they say they want you to quit work, do it. If they say they want you to work, work hard but resign before you die.
  • 1
    @fun2code @chaostools all hypothetical

    @Alice best option 😁
  • 1
    @Alice ah yes i love rick&morty
  • 1
    To answer the question: i would rather chop my own dick off, chew on it for 2 days and then sew it back on than join google.
  • 1
    @Alice you see the joke is that i act like i didnt know which show that is while im perfectly aware that its in fact naruto
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    @Floydian seems like reddit has a place for every single shit that did exist, will exist and does exist
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    @Alice some dark shit going on there
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