How do you deal with people who stare at your screen?

stare at them.😁

Fart'n burp 💪🏼

Open up porn 😳

@FelisPhasma they'll only start fapping!

Monitor 1: fullscreen, dark theme code editor
Monitor 2: fullscreen terminal, spewing compilation details on save.

Normal people get bored of this pretty quickly.

@zourtney terminal with dir/a/s ? (Windows)

Thanks guys! Flooding bash is a great idea!

google for "How to kill a person staring at my screen And then get away from murder for invasion of privacy "
it works
9/1O times.
that one time you miss?
that's when you find a badass friend for life, who can give you back your antics and sarcasm.
regards.