Somewhere on upwork post online.
1. Require backend architecting done for Twitter like app. <more details on app >
2. Client budget: fixed price, 200$

Dear aws cognito team. Go eat a bag of dicks.
Thanks.

My mind was blown when I found out AWS offers FPGA instances (EC2 instances)

how fucking cool is that?

Fuck me in the ass but I love JavaScript

Just realized dynamodb does not allow empty strings. You can never store attributeName="".
And I can't see why.
Wtf aws? You high mutherfucka?
Like why? You don't want devs to have a peaceful sleep don't you ?
If possible I would never be in 100 m radius of this piece of scalable-shit called dynamodb

How do i handle code review as a junior developer?
I understand its need and I don't want to skip it.
But I feel under confident after code review when my mistakes are pointed out. They always seem so trivial and wonder how did I even miss them. How should I handle such situations? And how do I improve from here?

Junior newbie dev here.
I want to buy "Clean code" by Robert C Martin. Its tad bit pricy here in india.
I wanted other devs (especially senior devs) opinion on the book. Is it worth the buy ? What are your reviews ?

To the citizens of US.
From India.
Sorry we screwed up.
We sent you people who went ahead and gave birth to Ajit Pai.

I just hope this infection doesn't spread out from US.

When you unfuck a git repo with many parallel branches that have cross bred much more than European royal families.

He indeed is a great guy.

Has anyone worked with US census data api ? How would you rate it ? I just saw the first page of documentation and I am lost.
Am I the only one ?

Slack seems to be down. Lets just cut some slack.

God bless anyone working with this guy 😶

How do you folks handle your pagination at backend?

I was initially using skip and limit. But that is prone to error.
Then I thought about using last sent items id and using its created_at time and fetching rows/documents after that. But that too is prone to error ( more than one can have same timestamp) hence either having data repeats or data That gets missed.

What is your goto strategy for pagination?

I have a very bad memory.

Btw checkout https://httpstatusdogs.com

* le me develops endpoint using serverless on AWS Lambda, forgets to enable cors *

Le front end dev: Your endpoint doesn't work. Gives me cors error.
Me: but that works on POSTMAN

le front end dev: We are not shipping it with postman.

*fml*

Legend says he is a better companion than rubber duck.

What are you suggestion/ advice for a newbie to TDD and testing in general?
Node.js developer if that matters.

Can we just agree that mongodb is shit and we all would just be happy without it?
Its the example of all things that should not exist.

People not using FaaS (like aws lambda or azure functions ) to build chat bots (facebook, slack) but using express based (or any webserver based) application deserves a place in hell.
Can't think why would you use expressJS based app for chat bot. Especially with event emitter shit. At least for Lucifers sake document which event triggers what. Please.

Wow powerbi. Why didn't I think of that?

You fucking piece of shit. You mutherfucking bottle filled with piss. You shit stuck hairy asshole.

Anyone here who had used powerbi embedded with nodejs backend? Please I need help. Can't take this shit anymore

Dear Microsoft power bi team.
Go fuck yourself. Put that dashboard up your ass. The documentation for this is a joke.

The doc says I can get my tokens from azure portal. But guess what. The portal is a sea. And seems like powerbi is moved out from portal to its own powerbi.fuckyoumicrosoft.com

What the actual fuck you dimwits. Why don't you document it properly ?
For fuck sake. Go show up your analytics deep into your pie chart.

90% of c/c++ "lovers" whose favourite language is c/c++ apparently turns out it is the only language they have ever known.
Mermaid syndrome too strong amongst Indian Devs.

Duckduckgo is pervert AF

What if. What if all the developer are just one developer. What if all the world is just a training setting for that single developer. All the developers are just manifestation of one single developer.
All the greatest hackers and the noon. Every developer In the world is you. You are all the developer. The one who codes in java python JavaScript. Heck cobol. It's you. What if all the developers are just one developer manifesting differently ?

(Inspired from similar story where all human in history is just one person manifesting into forms to prepare him for higher 'levels ')

FB launched profile picture guard feature recently for Indian users ( well, we Indian men deserve these kind of publicity. -.- anyone being on Indian forums knows what I am talking about )

Anyway it claims that othersa CANT download your profile picture. But. I just did inspect element and found the image and saved it (and deleted of course. This was for research purposes). How effective do you think this can be?

Taking dark theme to extreme.

Building your own tool board is fun ! This was nice to build. What do you think?

Vscode eats around 1Gb of my RAM. Wtf vscode