I have one word for you, DOCUMENTATION!

That blissful moment when you start the week with a module expected to be completed by you in couple of you days, you are expecting a high work load but turns out you had completed it a month ago and you just need to integrate it.

Get out of that chair and stop worrying about the "precious". Its a trap. Take a walk, sip tea and let your mind wander my young padwan.

2 hours wasted on stopping a page from scrolling a bit, the missing piece was overflow: hidden on body.
Moments like these really get me down from my high horse

for last few weeks, my mind is urging me that i can land a job at big companies if i tried, and i am like dude are you high or something?

"what is documentation" summarizes every project i ever worked

Developers must have an oath like "I solemnly swear that I would develop software that I myself would be happy to use.

the guy who added "not clearing of debug points on refresh" in chrome developer tools. i will find you and i will appreciate you.

That awkward moment when my webstorm ide thinks i have more than one displays and opens up in split screen.

i am writing a piece of code that i already feel guilty about,
alternate is refactoring a complete module.

you are laboring under the dilution that i am going to fix this issue quietly.

Whisper's support is slow that i think it does not exist.
PS: Give people options to delete their own damn data folks.

i love how one exception mutates into other and when i see it its an art.
PS: sarcasm

while editing a config file if i accidently delete a / i use ctrl+z to undo it.
as if using / on my keyboard to fix the error will somehow make it worse. #ocd

refactored model code to be async and use promises. executed successfully on first try.
ME: this looks suspicious, leta debug it!!!!

started converting VB code to JS.
* lets refactor it when we are on it *
After 3 hours, with refactored code not working, uses the old logic.

was never a fan of caffeine/coffee, neither knew its importance then i started night shift. Now i am like "all hail coffee"

Dojo, y u no have mvc tutorials 😶

my story is not sensational. i just wanted to do my cs labs and not be embarrassed in front of my friends. so i learned programming.

just when i had lost hope 😁

that awkward moment when devrant can not post a rant with image in it, when i need to show the world that i got stickers

A third party jar did nit support multi threading in our project. After the module was multi threaded it got stuck after few runs.

I felt like superman after finding the bug.

NOT A RANT:
I am switching my job and they have workstations and I have to buy a laptop.
Can any body suggest a good hp laptop for development with not high price.

coding is weird. a third party code you integrated successfully in past will simply integrate no more in new project.

Today my team lead asked me if i could hack facebook. Not his mistake, someone is harassing his relative woman through fb.

The awkward moment when you have to work more on notice period than in normal days.

working on three different projects in office and being sure that you boss will only talk to you when he wants to demotivate you. my life.

is it just me who feel like i know nothing during an interview...

Good programmers copy, great programmers steal.

Before starting the project team lead told me this is the page of apidoc which will be updated after each new service call so that the communication is clear and i know the parameter of each api call well to use them.

1 month passed and no new service call appeared so i got curious and took a look at his code. He has created 8 f****g nrw calls but did not update the docs.