I hate being belgian. Half of the time the algorythm think you're dutch.

Bitch I can't speak dutch.

@retoor what does that mean????

It says "Men are standing in the kitchen more often". Normally it's a saying like "Look, the modern man cooks". But that guy is obviously just drinking beer. This is a boomer as it can get. Because, let's face it. That guy looks exactly as all our dads.

The only thing I'm a bit jealous about is that they lived in a time with more positive energy. We're living in a freaking distopia regarding that. The world is alright, it's the information suppliers that need to be hanged by now. They're not the messenger, they're the causer as well.

@retoor my dad know how to comb his hair.

@retoor the fourth coming :)

btw my dad cooks and serves meals some restaurants would envy

it means you should learn dutch.

@netikras kiddo? 😁

@tosensei everyone has to learn Dutch at some point in life. It's inevitable if you want to make something of yourself.

@retoor you aren‘t supposed to tell foreigners about world domination plans of your government :)

@retoor and the fun part is: it's so easy. you just have to speak german while being high as a kite and having a fishstick in your mouth.

Vintn stoan assammo mejr inde keuken in de weg te stoan van under wuven

@tosensei that's easy, speaking German is the only thing i can high as a kite with a fishstick in my mouth. Don't remember. That's what i've heard.