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Awlex
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I'll start my own series on hacking.

BECOME A HACKER WITH 4 SIMPLE STEPS!!!!!1!

#1 Open cmd

#2 Enter hackermode
Type "color 0a"

#3 write a Hackerscript
Type "%0 | %0"
Step 3 is a bit risky and may fail. Reboot and repeat until you understand why it failed

#4 Realize that the internet is scary place and that you can't trust anyone.

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  • 1
    Is that just a script that calls itself indefinitely ?
  • 17
    @Brosyl it's a fork bomb. The process forks itself recursively until there are no system resources left.
  • 21
    No command 'cmd' found, did you mean:
    Command 'dcmd' from package 'devscripts' (main)
    Command 'wmd' from package 'wml' (main)
    Command 'tcmd' from package 'tcm' (main)
    Command 'cme' from package 'cme' (main)
    Command 'cmp' from package 'diffutils' (main)
    Command 'qcmd' from package 'renameutils' (main)
    Command 'mmd' from package 'mtools' (main)
    Command 'ycmd' from package 'ycmd' (main)
    Command 'mcd' from package 'mtools' (main)
    Command 'icmd' from package 'renameutils' (main)
    Command 'icmd' from package 'ipmiutil' (main)
    cmd: command not found
  • 15
    @iexx as if a script kiddie would use Linux 🤣
  • 11
    You just need one step :
    1. Open hackertyper.com and start pressing random keys.
  • 7
    @sudorm-rf Oh yeah, of course ! I guess I was just expecting something more spectacular and didn't get the point of a little forkey bombey (I had forgotten about the name though, so thanks :D ).

    For linux users, there is the dreaded 'sudo rm -rf /', which is the base of the first lesson you learn when you discover linux world (don't trust anyone blindly).

    EDIT : just saw your username, got mind blown.
  • 0
    This is raw infinity beautiful accurate gold
  • 0
    @Awlex

    Yeah its called Kali,

    They read about it on the l33t hax0rs onion web
  • 3
    Followed instructions, but still confused. I think I'm doing it wrong.
  • 0
    Tree.

    Looks like you have wirus.
  • 1
    @sudorm-rf Dude, congrats on the work. Pretty neat stuff.
  • 0
    @Awlex Yes. Kali-Linux.
  • 0
    1. Make an "haxx.css" file
    2. Edit it and type in "* { color: #000000; }"
    3. Save
    4. look out for FBI.
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