Broke the return key today.
Already feeling like the employee or the year.

Point of no return.

All ye who ENTER here shall never RETURN!

I hate the fact I enjoyed both of those puns...

You can buy an external enter key: https://devrant.com/rants/953440/...

@cafecortado I remember that post. It's fucking brilliant!
My SteelSeries keyboard is solid as a tank. I honestly don't see a way to break it without a hammer 😁

I have the same laptop as this, but my fans broke. Got it from the company, I'm quite new and only had this laptop for two weeks. Fans just won't work :(

@Cysh

Maybe you should....... Return it......

Oh god, I'm turning into one of them -.-

@noobxgenesis you've returned to the point of no return 8)

@noobxgenesis oh God...😂

Did the same on my T450s about two months after warrenty vanished ... Got a replacement keyboard within a day for free :)

I think you can push through, just don't break any more lines for a day 😆

The key that suffers the most is the cursor up one for me. Going through the command history like you get chased.

That pun 👌

Finally some original content. Good job, had a chuckle.

@finiteAutomaton You might like Ctrl-R, it allows you to search your bash history (pretty sure it works for most shells).

I... I actually laughed out loud to those puns...

Welp. It seems we have ENTERED the pun zone.
I'm shapeSHIFTing. I wanna RETURN BACK to normal, but I just can't CTRL it. Some1, please F1 me. I beg U. [caps]LOCK it.
I'm infecting the SPACE of my HOME with my horrible puns. Open a WINDOW.

Ok I'll END it 4 now. I think I ESCAPED it. My normal FUNCTIONS are BACK to normal. I think. Or maybe ![not].

I PLAY the KEYBOARD, btw. And also the drum [num]PADS.

Ok. I INSERTED every possible joke I could ever put related to keyboards. I'll STOP now.

But before that, I'll PRINTSCREEN this rant.

...God damnit.

Just plant an ARROW in my chest.

@zlice Thanks :D
<3

@zlice a SUPER pun, whew this is getting META!

Console.log(Jokes.Keyboards.Return.Random());

How did you managed to broke a key in a thinkpad t?! They are strong as steel!

@zlice quite a F5 pun (quite refreshing!)

They don't make them like they used too...

@slinkydeveloper yeah, in a T450.

@starrynights89 Well, my keyboard is made like that 8) It's strong as hell! You can punch it with your head if you want. I mean, the big head 😁

@ColonelPhantom Yes. Even though I know about it, I am still not used to it. Most often I only need the last couple of commands and so it still hasnt entered muscle memory.

What's the layout and language of that keyboard ? Just curious.

Past the point of no return, the final threshold

That pun physically hurt me.

Upvoted for the pun alone. Also, how bad a day was it to hit return that hard?