*me calling ISP*

ISP: hello, how may i help you?

Me: got no connection... you guys maintaining something again from your side?

*30 minutes later*

ISP: we'll check the problem from our end and email u wgat we find

Me (poker face): bit i have no internet :|

That means 'yes there is and we are going to quickly fix it only to email you that nothing was wrong'.

if you cant reach your email. Then they have to mail it to you

Service out for 10 days (gross incompetence), a week after it's back I get a text saying my internet should be back now.

And this is why I have a new service provider.

ISP : Sir, we checked from our side and your connection working fine from here, the problem maybe on your side.

Me : 😒

****after 15 min of shit talk***

ISP : Sir, we fixed it from our side, please check.

***Internet now working***

Me : why me always 😒

@MLK79 where do you people LIVE? O_o

@forkbomber I live on a small island in the Caribbean with a population one hundredth of America.

@MLK79 that would still be over 3 million..
10 days is really long to be cut off from the internet.

@forkbomber beirut... for the world its a war zone because of hollywood. for us its stoneage but we like to party

@forkbomber Well, a little less than 3 mil but still a tiny country. It's so small, that if someone lives 5 km from me, I find that to be a great distance.

It's gross incompetence I say. I was on the phone with them everyday mostly because I was trying to figure out how stupid they were. Like who spends a week trying to figure out what is causing an issue.