Fedora sucks harder than I do

The first I can relate. The last part I have no experience...

Damn, you must be really horrible at sucking then, condolences

Fefora FTW for me
But I'm biased

Don't let your partner find out.

It's fundamentally impossible to suck harder than about 14psi. I feel like this should be relevant although I'm not sure exactly how.

The cross-sectional area of the thing you're sucking is probably about a square inch, and a large cat weighs 14lbs.

Haven't used fedora for a while, I must admit.

Try not putting teeth

But does it suck harder than your mom?

@atheist my mother is so worthless that she probably sucks at sucking just as hard as she sucks at everything other than manipulating people

@kiki I'm such an immature prick, I was laughing way too hard at my own joke. Needed that.