Once again:

BOSS and Client IT’S URGENT IT’S CRITICAL

ME: IT’S 4:30pm on FRIDAY AND THIS IS THE FIRST I’VE HEARD OF IT IT IS NOT THAT HOT

What happened next?

@devTea it wasn’t that much work so it really got done but sales didn’t really note what the client wanted and the manager was trying to make the request like it was on the system from 5 years ago making it sound like a huge project when really we have special stuff just for those requests and they are pretty quick now.

Honestly had they calmly come to me and asked me to do the request it wouldn’t have been rant worthy. But they show up with their hair on fire and it’s like WTF this is just normal shit.