How to :

Rust: You finish your beautiful horse but the borrow checker won't let you ride it. You need to start over.

c# : you need to build the horse starting from its atoms

Perl: Your horse looks like it's gone through a meat grinder, but it actually does its job

Haskell: you build your horse a
Bit by bit and everything is nice and chill riding until the lazy evaluation catches you from behibnd and the horse explode

PHP: Wow, this horse written in C doesn't look good, but let's go to the battlefield anyway. **Yells in Apache** woolululooo!!!

HTML..
<img src="horse.jpg" />

full comic (and source): https://toggl.com/blog/...

@bigworld12 whuut? I think you mean Assembler

Pascal: you built a horse. But it doesn't take horseshoes, saddle or reins because that would make it an incompatible type.

@athlon well, I just had in mind OOP, but assembly is even better now that you say it 😂

@RantSomeWhere I prefer:
C: You built a horse, it sorta works. But you forgot it doesn’t clean up after itself and is shitting all over the place.

I love C by the way.

8 years of Java development here. I know the pain. So glad to be doing Go now

PHP: you try to build the horse, you try the function build_horse, you try buildhorse, you try BuildHorse, you try buildHorse, and after trying every single naming convention, you build a rope to hang yourself, but it breaks

Elixir: you try to build the horse but unexpectedly you realize that there is no reason to build it, so you start to build a super optimized backend