what's a PM?

just keep scrolling...

why you bully me

just managed to deploy the hyperledger fabcar sample on a wsl 2 Ubuntu image with working sound and xserver.

now I have to do that again for 5 more devices...

amd cpu + android emulator is a fucking nightmare

well, there was this time I was facing a bug in production, http requests kept receiving partial data randomly (so downloaded files were always incomplete), but it was working well on other platforms, turned out after 9 hours of research, that I forgot to disable caching

so i recently found out about a problem called the "Monty Hall Problem" and decided to give it a go, so i wrote this little analysis app to solve it
https://github.com/bigworld12/...

1: be able to fulfill my wishes without needing a dev genie, nor be bound to its rules
2: get an infinite number of wishes
3: be able to read minds without the need to see the person (to make understanding client requirements easier)
4: get the ability to find a solution for any problem
5: get a brain that doesn't forget anything, and can process multiple tasks and thoughts at once
7: change societal opinion, so that working is bad, and staying home 24/7 playing games is good and deserves a reward
8: get the ability to convince people and be socially acceptable
9: understand women

I can go on but that's all I can think of for now

this is a joke right ?

stolen from somewhere...

how to get the most downvotes on devRant :

My Proudest creation of all time up till now,
i created a wpf control that binds to any Enum value and displays either a combo box (if the enum had a single value) or a collection of checkboxes (if the enum had a flags attribute)

So happy ^^

i mean wtf

ZA WAARUDU

found this gold mine
Wat
https://destroyallsoftware.com/talk...

when you are an ios developer and have 8+ projects on playstore

c# never disappoints

notifications be like

I don't have fights since I don't talk to people

wk111 in a nutshell :
developers have no life

what is life?

I think I owe an apology to @rEaL-jAsE, I made a comment on his latest rant and I think it was rude, if you feel offended in any shape or form I am really sorry.

so my mom wanted to write some word document, but she didn't use her laptop for like ~5 years, it didn't boot up so she asked me to fix, now here is what I found :
>the laptop had a 240 gb hdd
>the hdd was literally broken
>bought her a new 500 gb hdd
>installed windows 7
>took 10 mins to install
>took 19 minutes to boot up
>removed windows 7
>installed win xp
>took 30 mins to install
>took 3 minutes to boot up
>opened windows
>checked pc specs
>see picture below
>[insert wtf gif here]
>installed drivers
>took 20 minutes to install drivers
>[insert epic music here]
>tried installing office 2016
>insta regret
>tried installing office 2010
>memory farted and I couldn't even move the cursor
>installed office 2007
>mom started writing document peacefully
>after 2 hours bsod
>mom asks me to fix
>opens laptop to check internal components
>the cpu had a black hole inside
>the fans weren't working due to the circuit being burnt for some reason
>kills laptop
>kills mom
>kills self
>live peacefully in hell

stole this from somewhere...

just reached 15++

Subscribing to Alice be like ...

yaay 1001++

version control...

11:59 -> why am i getting an invalid operation exception?
12:00 -> ...
12:01 -> why are we the only species that can question reason?

*Formats hard drive without backing up important files*
*plays in the background*
https://soundcloud.com/matthew-sill...