git push --force

work from office from 2 days a week will become 5 days a week

How to trigger a frontend dev?

offending devs is easy -

String strName = " John";
String strGreet = Greet(strName.ToString());
return strGreet;

I'm a programmer

The company which gives you higher salary is a good company.

What's the similarities between a project manager and a junior developer?

vscode.dev

Sure sex is cool but have you ever deleted Microsoft Teams from your phone?

People Then - Cut trees
People Now - Guid.NewGuid in unit test cases

Doing production release on Wednesday is kind of pointless. Someone is going to override the world a day after due to Last Thrusdayism - https://letmegooglethat.com//...

Client waiting for you to fix bug in production

Swimwear was mandatory for using computers in 1982

ICICI iMobile

This looks great. Happy #WorldEmojiDay.

Govt. of India banned Tiktok so well that it is not accessible with a VPN even when you have TikTok installed on your phone.

sorry i choose not to be evil.

another example...

Apple vs Windows

Indians are misusing their power of population. With that much population we can do much better things but we are just down voting apps.

Every platform has good and bad content. TikTok has good content too if you follow right profiles.

PS: Earlier I liked when govt. ban TikTok in India but after using it, I realised it has good content too with some bad one and it is true for every platform.

Deleted 5 databases out of which 3 of them contains important data. A team is working on a big feature from months on those databases. All of the data is gone.

Finally best way to prevent robots login to your website

MySQL isn't working..

Scientist has send some message to another universe which are some light years away. Due to the distance the earliest reply we can get is after 25 years.

Thanks to Google Assistant!

github is pronounced "gi-thoob"

[God creating manager]
God: Take a blood sucking Dracula
Angel: okay
God: Wrap in a human costume
Angel: wait, is that legal?
God: Now make it dumb
Angel: -_-
God: Throw it between intelligent people
Angel: Is everything alright at your home?

tbd - to be dishonest

code review

*application stops responding*

Task Manager:

What's is more appropriate name for a method?

IsUserExists
DoesUserExist