Dang I felt like shit today. Gotta cold. Talked to doctor to make sure not strepp. He said I have to go to work tomorrow. I told him I got the wrong doctor then. He laughed. I went to doc because this morning I was wheezing when I exhaled. He said its just gunk in my throat. Lungs are fine.

Went to store for about an hour and felt like horrible shit when I got home. Lame.

A Dr said you have to go to work? Is he also your manager?

@TeachMeCode Meaning I am prob not contagious I suppose. I dunno. If I feel like shit I am not going.

get well soon, retard <3

Dutch doctors are not so hasty about describing medicine and always advise to take some rest. In ukraine every doctor visit results in medication, and they do it allot in comparison to the Dutch. So, when a ukrainian with his family came to the Netherlands, he and his family went many times and he complained "doctor, never ever does anything, also no medication, always says to rest!". "OK, how are you and the kids?" -> "Great!".

But yeah, dutchies rarely go to doctor and doctor rarely does something. It's a deal we made :p

Sounds like the many plots from 'House M.D.'.

Patient: 'I feel ill.'

Doctor: 'Nah, you're fine.'

* Sends P home. *

P: * Collapses. *

D: 'He's _actually_ ill. How about that.'