FUCK PEOPLE WHO INDENT LIKE THIS YOU MAKE ME SICK

!rant
When you're sick of maintaining the biggest torrent site and decide to open a restaurant instead

Me : I'm having a pretty bad headache.

Boss : Stop acting like a girl and get back to work.

Me: It's a migraine headache.

Boss: Ohh!! You know it's just in your head stop being a pussy. Don't think about the headache, and you won't feel any pain.

Me(in my head) : You fucking idiot you are partially correct it's in my head. But the pain won't stop if I stop thinking about it.

*Why the fuck does no one understand a neurological disease. If i'm not physically hurt, it doesn't mean i'm not in pain*

Fucking ignorant bastards.

I used up all my sick days... So I called in dead

Even your IDE is sick of that utter bullshit you call "code".

How do you call a sick developer?

A Devil.

Well that joke was shit

Although I no longer fix other people's computers, except family and close friends...

So sick of my colleague who keeps writing:
if (something) {
doWork();
} else {
}

He insists that it is the best code style to include the empty else clause. WRONG YOU #!*&@!

People don't consider your sickness until you are on a bed showing symptoms.

Mental sickness is never considered.

Taking paracetamol or ibuprofen is just piping your body's error.log to /dev/null.

Me 2 months ago: "Im sick of this winter as soon as its sunny im gonna go outside and ride my bike."

Me today: "Meh"

Oh you're sick but you've decided to come into the office when you could've worked from home. Thank you for the gift of the plague.

Shout out to our HR manager who doesn't accept sick leaves if it's "just a migraine" or "just a stomach ache"

I am pretty sick of people treating developers like forever alone geeks that roam the internet 24/7

I mean I am one but my point stands..
It does !

Once I had been sick for a couple of weeks. Then came back to this abomination

Didn't make me feel any better 😨

My boss trying to fool me on my vacation days. Trying to force me to use them for days I were sick. Bitch. NO!

Every so often I remember that the code I wrote is running in production and real customers are using it and I feel a little bit sick

Wake up to this. I'm calling in sick.

I’m sick of having a manager that doesn’t know how to code. His expectations are continually unreasonable.

The computer science department at my university is located in the basement. I know I'm supposed to get real world experience, but what a sick joke! /s

Depressed.
I have never been so depressed in my life. Today I felt so sick, tired and numb.

Fuck depression.

When you're home sick but you do what you gotta do. I know you're jealous of my sick set up 😂

!rant
!dev

Its 3am. I'm sick, and I can't sleep.
Whyyy? 😟

Sick.
Worst sleep of my life last night.
Freezing cold, weak, sore, can’t think, starving but can’t eat or drink, as low energy as a dead Chinese “heavy duty” battery.

Finished some changes to my feature today anyway; everything should be done now. Refactored some specs, and got them all to pass.

Falling asleep on my closet floor. Heavy winter coat, fuzzy pants, space heater. It’s warm in here and there’s a shelf for my lappy. Floor is uncomfortable but idc. I’m so tired and out of it I don’t even notice.

This sucks.

At least I have the rest of the week off.

>monster energy drink
>brutal dubstep
>neon green keyboard&mouse
>sick 4k 21:9 monitor
>
>contemplating killing all my coworkers

Yo gods of devRant
Can you keep this as a feature? As a switch or something perhaps? This pixelated avatar is sick!

When you're too sick to code but devRant makes you smile at least...

A: You are a sick bastard!
Me: No, I'm a linux user!
A: so what?
Me: viruses can't handle me

In Sweden, we say "someone has walked into the wall" when they have gone sick because of stress.

Damnit I hope I am not on my way

Could all this fucking weak sick people just stay at home instead of coming to our damn open space office and be coughing their guts out ever 20 seconds for all the office to listen! damn, have some respect for the healthy people and go lie in your bed.

"Calling in sick" essentially means "work ineffectively from home while miserable"

So I'm sick. But my inner coder tells me that I could atleast do some basic design for my project.

So I go to sit down at my home computer and immediately feel my nose literally start dripping of snot as soon as I lean in to sit. So lile any normal man i take a tissue, wipe and blow my nose and it's now time to login on the computer.

*Wrong password*

Oh, I've must been to quick

*Try again*
*Wrong password*

Wtf?!

*Slowly type my password in*
*Wrong password*

*Fuck it, show password*

A space is missing.
Alright I'll just add it in then.

*Tap spacebar*
*Nothing*
*Tap harder*
*Nothing*

So I rip out the space bar and find a two little drops of snot that must have juuuust fallen between the cracks.
I tried to wipe it away and put the space bar back, but it's dead. :(

Apologies to everyone.

I got sick.
Hence, resulted in service unavailability.

Current health status: 100% OK

Please continue to enjoy me aka github

I'm getting so fucking tired of frontend development...

I still like part of it, but I really hate CSS, browser compatibility, stupid users, dumb requests from product owners and fucking weird designs. And to top it all, it's the frontend team that handles all the pressure when the deadline comes up and the project's late, even if it was the product/design/whatever phase that took too much time.

Being a frontend developer is very stressful and has so many annoyances and I'm getting sick of it.

My company's been promising giving me some backend work because there are some backend-heavy projects coming up and they know I have the skills, but they just keep giving me frontend work. Also, one of our frontend developers is on leave, which means more work for the rest of us.

Why did I ever decided to do frontend development?

I am sick of Greta Thunberg fad. No this is not political but a social rant. I hate any ideology hiding behind children.

HR policy For sick leave: Only Death Certificate Accepted😂😂🤣

If you're sick, just type "I'm feeling sick today"

Don't give a full paragraph of all the drugs you're talking and all your symptoms. That's just cringe.

If you are sick...

STAY THE FUCK HOME!

It has nothing to do with how YOU are feeling. It’s about RESPECT for those around you.

Especially if you work in an open office. Coming into an open office when sick is like coughing right on someone’s face repeatedly, it shows that same level of (lack of) respect.

Almost every company I have seen fucks this up so bad. It’s the same shit every year....

People are afraid to take days and stay home. They go in and make everyone sick, then everyone is taking days off and we are “short” on people. Then the incompetent CEO is scratching his head as to why this toxic work environment could produce such a toxic result.

And one more fucking thing.

If you got a cold/flu on Monday and your in the office on Wednesday because you are “feeling a bit better” then your a fucking idiot. At day 3 you are just starting to expel germs while still being highly contagious.

If you come into an open office while sick then I would say...

“Smarten the fuck up! And start showing some respect for the people you work with!”

If you have created (or are creating) a culture that encourages this then I would say...

“Fuck you! You should be fucking smarter than that.”

————

If your still sitting there thinking something like...

“Well I have to attend the meeting” or some other shit. Then let me add this to the pile.

Not everyone has had a rosy fucking life.

You may be working next to someone who has a lowered immune system due to past medical problems. What may be a week of sickness for you could end up being a month in the hospital for them.

You may be working next to a person who has a family member dying of cancer. If you make them sick then they can’t visit that family member (colds can kill cancer patients) and you may be stopping that person from seeing their loved ones one last time before they die.

Don’t be a fucking asshole.

STAY THE FUCK HOME!

I'm sick of every new developer wanting to use react for everything.

Tired, sick, brain foggy, cold.

I’m trying to finish my last few specs and it totally isn’t going well.

My PM also promised me he would get the change requests for this ticket to me by today so I could work on them — as we’re moving this Friday. He did not. He made the same promise last week. Bloody useless.

Oh well.
I let him know that I wouldn’t be able to finish the feature in time if he didn’t get back to me, so... week off? :D

As if packing and moving and driving is downtime.

I do need to figure out this last spec, though. I rewrote the entire feature, and broke functionality specific to some client, and apparently it’s tricky and extremely fragile. I have no idea how it was working before, and the only person I have to ask is... grumpy and overly busy, and hasn’t looked at any of it in years. Yay!

I might just go to bed.

Ever have those days where you are not sick but definitely not capable of work?

How fucking amazing is it that finally I had enough money to buy a new monitor and chair and get cold and get stuck in bed for two days. Haven't even openned the chair 🤧

i'm sick of working for others, i want to start my own company, i want to be a billionaire

Undocumented API's make me sick and very frustrated at times...

! rant
Finally got a macbook..I was SO sick of stupid windows!!

Just installed Deepin ditching fedora and now there's no proper driver for my video card.
The UI is sick tho..(too broke to buy mac)

Sick leave mail...

Hi team,

I don't feel good and gotta take a sick leave today to see a docker.

Best,
Tammy

when you are overly stress and sick of it all.

Telling my boss I am sick and work at home.

This guy sitting next to me is coughing like he's dying.. If he gets me sick that may become a reality.

Best
- got sick of computers, lost all my passion for this field

Worst:
- got sick of computers, lost all my passion for this field

I hope I'm just tired.

Sick of hipster nodejs devs with their beards and fucking guitars. You guys are creating a bad reputation for the rest of us.

There are 10 type of people in this world... and all of them are sick of this joke.

My employer thinks their Wordpress site is great because it's so easy to find a Wordpress "developer". That's like commissioning artwork patched together from colouring books because it's easy to find someone who can use crayons.

A client told me a week ago: "I have this sick flash animation". The year is 2016 -.-

Being sick is such a waste of time 😑

Am I the only one who's sick of seing "new revolutionary language" from google & co that solves absolutely nothing but is becoming trendy because of the company's name?

I've had so much tea today that I feel sick...

On the bright side though, I've had great productivitea...😃

Help... 😟

Fell sick on vacation.

Fucking great. Yeah, fuck me in particular.

Being sick is the fucking worst.
40°C fever = no motivation for anything.

I swear, once I called in sick just so that I could finish coding a feature without distractions( like pings and shit)

nvidia makes me sick, nvidia fucks with my kernel, nvidia earned a place in hell, nvidia is shit, nvidia runs like garbage stuffed in to my motherboard, nvidia is so expensive, nvidia made my work harder and that's not what computers are meant to, nvidia's website sucks, nvidia has no solutions if you're running on GNU/Linux, nvidia owes me money, time and tons of coffee, nvidia is so much a pain in my ass.
nvidia is now on my shitlist, just before apple, followed by adobe.

Been sick since Wednesday with a heavy feeling of dizziness and vertigo (BPPV). Basically I got sick in the week I intentionally planned nothing to tackle my workload and get some stuff done, but I was physically unable to work on it until now.

Meeting is on Monday.

Also preorder my new book on O'Reilly, much appreciated.

(No, I am not panicking, pls send help)

The minimap for my documentation looks like a sick knife

Why the fuck isn't there a DevRant coffee mug in the swag store? I am sick and tired of drinking java from a freakkin' plate.

When your vacation starts but the very first thing you do is getting sick :/

You people make me sick.

Programming while being sick was not a good idea.

That git reset --hard on the other hand was

Dear boss,
I'm calling in sick today - this fucking thing has the bright idea to update the firmware on its own.

Regards,
@C0D4

>Jetbrains releases new font
>looks sick
>install it
>mfw code still looks like shit

get sick and vomit after drinking this

Aren't you fucking sick of meaningless errors?

Call in sick

It's actually right now. I'm looking forward to my interview at another company today.

So sick of getting angrier everyday.

I got in bed early last night with a bad stomachache.

While I was lying there half asleep, it occurred to me that I could just set a breakpoint, and then the next time my stomach growled, I could inspect it to see what food had been passed in that was upsetting it...

😄

sick of being skilled and being broke

That guy who called in sick yesterday and turned up with a new haircut today...

Random PTO sick day request on a Monday, approved within minutes.

Schedule a PTO request for six days off three months in advance?

Pending for three weeks.

Sigh.

-six months ago-
"Yo! Let's learn a web framework and build some sick apps!"
"Fuck yeah!"

-yesterday-
"Yo! Should we start doing that thing we talked about?"
"Fuck yeah!"

Fuck people that do not show up on Mondays because"they're sick".

Thanks for extra workload of two more people on top of my already two-man job.

When you're sick of Arch Linux ability to brick your system and you try to install a more stable distro like Linux mint.

Someone is sick in my office so we wrote a get well message in code for them.

I bought a new carbon fiber bike (I am into cycling the last two years) and it is fantastic. Lightweight, it feels responsive as hell and really easy to sprint on. BUT, I am fucking sick and I can't ride it to train... All I can do for now is looking at it. FML.

Did the 32 GB RAM upgrade! Look at me now mom, spending mad cash on my sick rig!

(Well, 40 bucks in this case. Literally.)

I hate being sick. I have the brain power to come up with project ideas and the motivation to carry them through, but I don't have the brain power to actually do them.

New policy at work!!

Now we have to submit a Doctors certificate as proof if someone is taking sick leaves for more than 2 days or if someone is taking sick leave on Friday or on Monday(Seems trust issues LOL).

SMH!

Send wife and kids on vacation. Call in sick. Lots of coffe

Difficult tasks, dog is sick, S.O. suffering from depression, sleep deprived, and now I accidentally type "rm -r / ./" instead of "rm -r ./" on the production server. Whyyyyy

Well, flu's going around. Decided to hit me hard today. Perfect fucking timing too, right when my best friends have their show's performances (tonight was opening night).

Also today I got a message from a college recruiter (for the one I actually want to go to) wanting to schedule an interview. I ended up explaining my situation to him and he understood, so that'll probably happen sometime next week.

I can say that my web dev adventures have been going fairly well today, at least the time I've been able to work on it (kinda been fading between sleeping and working all day). JavaScript is..kinda dumb sometimes, but nothing I can't handle. Almost started hitting things cause CSS was being dumb earlier with aligning. Overall, it's going well.

I still fucking hate being sick.

do you guys code while you're sick??
I'm affected with this flu and I don't even want to open my laptop! -.-

Good boss: "Oh you're sick? don't worry about work, get some rest!"
My boss: "Oh, I was sick too last week. still managed to put a few hours of work in."

Good boss: "Look, your progress is a bit slow considering you're with us for 3 months now."
My boss: "Look, your progress is a bit slow considering you've been with us for 3 weeks now."

I am so sick of people using emoji's in business related emails. I want to hunt them down and break their fingers when I see it.

starting to really get sick of working 12 hour days and nothing to show for it

fucking months go by in the blink of an eye

Coding in sick mode...

I mean real sickness. Specifically, cold.

God help the ones that suffers from the same situation.

So sick of this shit.
It should be illegal.
I just want to get my stickers and never check the mailbox again.

sometimes, editing bad code, makes me wanna meet the the person who wrote it. just to see the sick mind responsible for the piece of shit im looking at!

I am so fucking sick of people being such shits to people who don't know things. Ignorance is not a sin.

R u sick

I used to like web development. But i got sick and tired of every client expecting a website in a $200 price range.

Sick, so apparently I bought 5ish days before their imaginary upgrade policy timeframe.

Wtf is wrong with these people

"I'm so sick and tired of these extortionate IP address lease prices! I need you develop our own system that doesn't rely on IP."

and I am sick 🤧

The whole summer of working 6 days a week at a dead end job, crazy hours, to tired to code or anything in the evenings, and feeling really depressed about everything.. Finally Monday, new semester in school is about to start. So eager to get back, to learn and have so many cool (hopefully) courses this semester. And it's only Saturday..

I was a little bit tired this morning, so obviously I pulled a sick day.

When ur the only one who can do a job and u feel sick but force urself to go so the workload doesnt double tomorrow.

Yesterday all management was sick or away on vacation or training.
All work continued as normal. Everyone is an adult and knows what to do.
Made me question if we actually need to have soooo many people in management positions.
Funny to think that they get paid more.
Ironically when a developer is sick, real money is lost and progress stops in a particular area.
🤔

Argh! This makes me sick!

!dev
Do people annoy me more because I'm sick, or am I sick because people annoy me more?

Sick of people claiming that being a developer is an easy job.

I scheduled an email to my boss to be sent at 7am to tell her that was sick and not coming in tomorrow

Really wish I could fast forward to working as a developer professionally... the learning process takes forever and I'm so anxious and sick of the job I'm at...

Sick of my colleagues letting the door slam right behind my head when they leave.

So sick... Can't code

Facebook's Libra. I already feel sick.

Been sick all day, got to work from home. Kid goes down for a nap, my wife leaves to run her errands. Finally starting to get into my groove after blah-ing most of the day. So of course my kid decides to wake up earlier than expected. :P

It is a meme but it's not a joke. So sick of this shit

I fucking hate being sick I’d rather be in debugging purgatory

Am I the only one who is sick of the Javascript, Javascript frameworks and anything ending with .js

Since few days I’m sick. Literally, I look like shit and feel even worse. Some combo disease with fever, diarrhea and things like that. And despite that, I tried to work from home today. And surprisingly - I’ve made everything I planned to do: 100% PHP multi process server, which sends push messages via GCM and APN, emails and SMS (using different operators API and talking AT commands directly to modems). I’m a bit proud of myself. And now I feel like I’m dying, so it’s time to get some pills and take a looong nap ;)

The down side to telecommuting.

Sick enough to stay home, but not sick enough to miss work.

Take it or leave it. I don’t care
You sick of windows updating at the wrong time?

Nowadays apps have more permissions than parents...

Technology sick!

Got a ****ing blocked nose. ****ing irritating. ****. Sick dev is a bad dev. Zero productivity. Tons of things to finish before Saturday. ****.

Sick and and tired of every single AI lecture using a Terminator slide. It never fails.

This year's Hacktoberfest tees look sick!

Cheers 🍺

I'm sick of companies putting 1.1GHz CPUs and 4GB of RAM in a laptop, Windows takes up all of the processing power and nothing is left for programs

I just ate a kilo of spaghetti and now I feel sick

Felt sick so I took a sick day to try and rest. Still put in 8 hours...

Got sick of Ubuntu, switched to Manjaro + KDE + Nord

Life’s good

Can I get a job without a degree? I'm so sick of studying like this in India. Argh. I already know a lot more than the average computer science students and I'm wasting my time trying to learn why friction opposed the tendency of slipping. Idiots.

I am sick in the past two weeks.
"A virus " according to the doctor.
This cause me to drop performance for about 10%
Feels awful

I am sick and tired of Facebook/Messenger taking up valuable space on my phone!!! 😡

Monday back to the grind... is it too early to call in sick? (@ 9pm Sunday night)

I'm sick 😩

Second week sick I see how my life slowed down and how meaningless everything around is, everyone is rushing about some bullshit, name it new amazing job opportunity, black Friday great deal, super duper product idea or some most important bug on production that we need to fix asap.

All that can’t wait a week when I’m healthy?
Seriously, people lost their minds in today’s world to some bullshit.

I’m to old and to depressed to care about such idiotic things. Living my life as I want and on my own peace, don’t care everyone is running, I’m slowly walking and I like it.

It’s better to walk straight than run around like an idiot.

Sick af
Eyes burning
App crashes right before demo
I did a 16 hour while sick exactly to make sure this wouldn't happen.

I'm at my absolute limit for anyone expecting anything from me. Also my phone is broken

These 🤡clowns🤡 are so dependent on me and I'm just sick of it, not to mention I simply don't have the time.

Tin foil hat on.

Does devRant know that I'm sick with a fever?

Not a rant... Just home sick and bored. PS4, add me? JNine944

Sick for two days, stuck in bed like a blanket burrito unable to code. :-(

And sick again. I fucking hate it. Fucking migraines.

I am working my ass off for past couple of days to set up our new office. Today I got sick and sleep walked most of the time. Thank god my colleague was there with me. I'm home now and took a day off. 🤒🤒😞

So... I'm sick. I have a fever, and just doesn't want to wear offa me. Wish me luck at fighting the beast, alrighty?

It’s always better to be rich but healthy than poor but sick.

8 beds total, 5 bookings made, 5 still left...

I think I need to go back to class 1 and study matha again... This time, properly!

Ugh.
I got a common cold and was operating on half a brain the last days - today, it took me about half an hour to find the option/flag to set when resizing a shape in the CAD-Tool. Dm
Programming is impossible atm. I hate this feeling.

!dev
Anyone else sick of "2019 anyone?" comments on YouTube?

Sick of manually punching holes in punchcards, moved to microcode on the mighty DEC PDP-11...time for my nap.

With crunch time closing in, everybody but me seems to call in sick.
Nice move, colleagues, nice move.

Am I the only one who is sick of seeing all these "OpenAi" / "GPT something" pictures and everybody talking about it?

Anyone else bored of been a developer?

I think I’m becoming sick of this intellectual activity anyone at this stage or been here before?

Was late the first day (nobody told me when to be there). Was sick as a dog. Had to pull my car over on the way there to puke. Sat through a few hours of orientation hoping I could just go the next 5 minutes without puking. Puked between orientation and actually getting to my office location. Not a fun day.

Never told anyone I was sick.

Why can't Libre office have the same layout with Ms office... I'm sick of dual boot or vm 😔

from the last two days I havent been to office because I was sick. didnt code, missed devrant. I hope tomorrow I will get salavtion.

Being off sick for two weeks and then trying to get back into your coding like "what was I doing?" I simply cant remember or know where to start!

I love working as one-man army in multiple projects. Just love.

I got sick, stayed in bed for a week and now, after getting back to work, everything went to shit. And there's no one but me to fix the whole mess.

Yay.

Maybe as a student my burn outs does not count so much, but i must say, i had some.

Worst part is that each kind of landed just before the ending of the semester. You know, that nightmarish part when everbody throws homeworks, tests, projects and presentations at us, while we barely have time to prepare for the incoming exams. Such a wonderful life indeed.

But this time was waaaay worst. And that only because i wanted to do so much this year, i started always early to do my assignments and so on but in the end i was so stuck on their bullshits that i barely had time to work on my things.. i haven't touch any programming project on my own since march!

And i quite have a lot of them planned. I had over the semester and i have now over the summer. But I AM SICK OF THIS. And i figured out that would be for the best to take a break from this things gor a few weeks over the summer. I like this world, the world of programming but i fear that sometimes i might not be good enough to swallow others bullshit for my living, i hope i will be able to keep myself afloat with my own projects and ideas.

Anyways, i hope you all guys have it better than me and those of you who doesn't.. well, i am here for ya!

Cheers 🍻

I hate getting SICK (everyone hates it)...
Specially, when I need to prepare for presentation for a talk.

Definitely a C++/C# developer! More disgusting than regular BMW Drivers.

This makes me sick!

My team leader/manager tends to assume that when you call in sick, you'll be sipping soup, wrapped in a blankie, while working from home.

Ahhh... NO! When someone calls in sick, you assume the worst, phone the florist so long and prepare for standing next to a hospital bed!

Average software isn't even average.

I can not count the number of times I am faced with a consumer facing software such as fastfood terminals, atms, phones or even OS's that simply are broken. I am so sick of looking around like there is something wrong with me, when its the fucking code that simply offers me broken options. My favorite is the McDonalds ordering platform that simply offers one option once you select your first item: + THATS it a fucking + sign is my only option. What if I only want one fucking thing!!!

No I have to stumble around, looking ignorant until I finally just press the add more + sign. WHALLA
I can then select complete order - stupid programmers show me we all should write our own code that way we live or die by its quality.

Someone once told me, be glad software is so poorly written on average, otherwise we would all be a slave to big brother by now.

!Tech Related

Seems like my health awarded me for working from home.

I got 18mm stone in my gallblader , and its age is 1.5years same as I am doing wfh ..

huhh :( Hope so I will recover soon

Came back to work while being sick due to lack of sickdays. I'm near comatose from headache and coughing going zombie around the office.
PM: How you doing?
Me: Underpaid, overworked and sick. Can't do shit about the latter.

Trying to understand other people's messy code when you're sick 😖

Very tired lately, also not very hungry ... And when I am hungry the food just doesn't taste like it used to 🤔 anyone had something lik this and maybe some tips on how to battle this?!

I have been home sick for a week now. I just want to go back school. When is the spring coming?

Fucking sick. Hate this shit. But I slept a bunch today so I'm better than I was before.

Also for the past few days I've been playing Factorio cause my brother got me into it. I actually really like it. I like that it's more involved than games like Civilization. (Plus it's on Linux with pretty damn good support ya know)

That moment u realize being sick is better than working

Im so sick of mobile versions of websites never fucking working properly...

I'm so sick of getting LinkedIn requests like this one...

Just fml. I would rant but I'm sick of saying the same crap

I fucking hate going into work after being sick feeling 80%. It sucks because i dont want to use my sick days when I'm doing fine, but i feel so off my game and out of my element.

If someone is sick of dualbooting windows and a linux distribution, hit me up.

Don't worry. I am helping for free.

It's been almost 2 weeks without touching a bit of code;

Am I sick?

Errh... I'm sick as fuck, just the day when we should begin the C++ inheritance. I stay at home today so that's good but I would like to work on the C++ concepts, I don't want to be late...

Anyway, I can do the exercises at home but like I said, I'm sick as fuck so, I don't know what I should do : rest or work?

I wish..I will not be sick anymore even if I code for long hours in work.

I'm so sick of people calling wannaCry a ransom-ware!
It's just plain old virus to me

On sick leave, watching commercial news circus and being as laid back as I can. A bit of a panic going on, but after the news I'll go outside and ask employer for the rest of the week off.

Some pro tips for relaxation and mindfulness?

Seeing pink background is making me sick.....
People time to move on...
All the people who watch silicon valley and support gilfoyle change your background to orange.....

Well I guess yesterday was just a fluke. Today I feel like complete and utter shit. Everything hurts again.

I fucking hate this. I actually WANT to be at school for once. I haven't been there since Wednesday, and I actually hate it. I missed my friends' show this weekend because I could barely get out of bed. I bought a ticket like a week before, I told them I was gonna be there.

Even the girl that I've had a crush on for a while was in the show, and she was so excited when I told her I was gonna see it.

Fucking hell guys, I hate this. Just kill me now

It's 2th of july and I'm sick. Thanks fucking summer.

My total sick leave this month is more than a week and it's not even two months since I joined the company as an intern.

I think I have somewhat bad impact on the boss.

I'm getting addiction sick, I'm visiting my family and haven't had opportunity to use my laptop, I've been 3 freaking days without even using computer, much less coding.

Having a cold on a busy time schedule sucks. I almost worked myself to death yesterday by consuming a ungodly ammount of caffeine. Even though the caffeine helped for what felt like 15 minutes, my brain did not seem to function. Just one more worksheet to hand in tomorrow ....

Am I the only one sick of web frameworks middlewares?

me: getting really sick on the last day of vacation

also me: at 4am my brain is wake af trying to solve my programming problems.
bad timing brain!

I always hated handshakes, being an in crowed and public places where a lot of people wandering around so no problem for people like me but i see people are idiots.

BTW i am staying home today. I called in sick (I am not sick actually, just taking care of myself)

Shaking hands, kissing, working together and private offices staying open.

and some company owners including mine are like :

Getting predictable... Deadline day and developer takes day off sick. Or day before deadline developer takes day off sick. Leaving it all to everyone else to clean up their mess... Same people every time...

I am sick of this fucking faulty machines at work. 4 down in 5 months. Now, I am sitting like an idiot without a machine at my desk.

I'm back from holiday and sick
Productivity loss *= 2

I am sick since last sunday!
I feel like my computer is staring at me telling me to get work done... but I don't even have the energy to be up for more than an hour. On the other hand I am bored like hell...

My career plans? I'm going to a psychiatrist in two weeks and I hope I will get a long term sick leave due to mental health.

I'm so sick of stupid little bugs. Not proper bugs like, I don't know, a memory leak or something significantly wrong, it's always a bloody semi colon or backtick...

Fuck, Twitter! DevRant is where it’s at! Anyway, what’s some good music to jam out too while programming? I am into all sorts! I am sick of my playlist.