Gradle, gradle, gradle,
someone made you out of bits.
Gradle, gradle, gradle,
you're a smelly pile of shit.
Gradle, gradle, gradle,
your builds take all day.
Gradle, gradle, gradle
I wish you'd go away.

  • 9
    Finally something unique and funny.
  • 5
    Bbbb... but how can you not love it?! I mean, the speed! The lack of bugs! And again, the speed!

    That shit is "gorgeous"!
  • 13
    Interesting poem. I like the repetitive use of gradle... Now, here comes the criticism.

    Bits and shit don't rhyme and the syllables per line are random. You used 6, 7, 6, 9, 6, 5, 6, 6. I suggest you use 6, 9, 6, 9 and etc. Or you can use 6, 5, 6, 5, or even 6, 7, 6, 7.

    You didn't think you could post a poem without me reviewing it, did you? I never let these things pass me.
  • 3
    Hahaha nice, I remember when I did something like this https://devrant.com/rants/584796/...
  • 2
    @Michelle 6,9 haha
    @thewanderer i really like gradle as build tool for normal java applications. IntelliJ does a good job of caching tasks and data so you can run it pretty fast.m
  • 1
    You misspelled "maven"
  • 3
    @gitreflog I've only used it for Android and sometimes it can be a bit unnerving. Although I'd be a liar not to admit that the recent versions have improved. A lot.
  • 0
    @sudocode I see what you did there...
  • 2
    Maven is life, Maven is love
  • 1
    I just searched up what a dreidal song is. I thought this was a poem lol.
  • 2
    @Michelle There is much to learn in the world isn't there 😂
  • 1
    Considering the fact I'm not even 18 yet, yes, there is lol.
  • 1
    Fun fact: Gradle is generally slow for Android, however it’s slightttttlyfaster than maven for Spring boot on the backend.
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