Abortion should only be legal AFTER the 9 months period in my opinion.

It's when the fetus taste the best. Just a bit of slowcooking and it taste wonders paired with a bit of chardoney.

Oh no, I've put that into your head now

I should be more careful

@12bitfloat also the nicest part is that at 9 months they really felt connected to the baby so killing it is all the better lmao

@antigermgerm Noo img upload is broken again. I had the perfect response img

@12bitfloat dont bother. It's prolly not the zing you think it is

@antigermgerm Ill post it another time. You'll love it

I can't wait.

And here I am, previously believing that I can‘t be shocked by any dark humor.

Great, does that mean we can get you aborted now?

@CoreFusionX yes

@Lensflare my brother used to tell me worse jokes that I still don't feel comfortable sharing to this day. This was over 40 years ago that he told them.

I prefer a nice chianti

Idk, tongue still tastes the best. Boiled, with mayo and peas -- yummy!

Or ears. Oh my, the ears! Those crunchy little ears - what a snack! The trick is not to overcook them.

Terminal limbs' segments make a nice meat jelly, along with the remainder of the head. Too bony for cooking, too big to throw away..

Then what... Intestines are no good - not enough meat anyway. Internal organs, however, are another story. Livers, cooked with wine, peas and mashed potatoes. Well boiled stomach. Heart, cooked in a red sauce. Lungs - for dumplings [yummy, haven't made them in a while..]

@Demolishun oh baloney! it takes a lot to disgust me. hit me with one of those. let's see.

@Lensflare THIS is what shocked you? this doesn't even get the surface level definition of "dark" humor. 🤣🤣

@SidTheITGuy do you know the difference between @Lensflare and a glory hole?

The glory

@12bitfloat if you've learnt a bit faster, you would've discovered devrant.molodetz.nl and posted your beautiful picture. But Germans are always two years back in time. Dutch cars are hovering, you know that?

@antigermgerm one of them is free!

@antigermgerm one of them requires a std test!

@Lensflare how did you find out that ostream is black?

@retoor dark humor, not darky humor...

@SidTheITGuy shocked isn’t quite the correct word. But I couldn’t find a better one. I mean normally I find dark humor funny. But this one I found … I don‘t know … tasteless? (unlike the newborn, apparently)

Maybe it was also because ostream always finds his own comments so great that he creates a new rant out of them so that nobody misses them, which I find off-putting.

Agreed. Romans were allowing it actually.

@Lensflare I don't find them that great, I just do it to annoy you specifically.

@Tounai those fucking italians. Too bad they beat us up in gergovie

@antigermgerm then you find them great to annoy me. Which confirms my point.

@Lensflare yes, you're right!

@antigermgerm nah as the rest of current Europe, Italian peninsula was conquered by the Ostrogoths, a Germanic tribe.
In short, Romans were the ones agreeing with you and allowing post-birth abortion (it was a right reserved to the father though)
And the ones disagreeing with you are once more the remains of a German tribe.

@antigermgerm that’s alright, destroy the Germanic descent. You shall be known as Ostream Al Antigermgerm.

@antigermgerm one of them says "Danke sehr!"

@antigermgerm one of them had sex 😁

@antigermgerm one of them is state funded 😁

@antigermgerm one of them rides like a mercedes 😁

Oké, I'm out. I gonna sleepii.

so you're fine with people wanting to abort you?

because, you know.. the world'd be better off.

@tosensei what are you talking about? I spread joy and hapiness to the world.

Can't say the same about you, grump grump.

@antigermgerm no, you don't.

@tosensei I do. People IRL love me. I'm getting all my negativity here and I'm lovely to my relatives.

For that I should thank you.

@antigermgerm you're just hallucinating.

@tosensei I was in my fam yesterday. We're pretty close-knit.