Abortion should only be legal AFTER the 9 months period in my opinion.

It's when the fetus taste the best. Just a bit of slowcooking and it taste wonders paired with a bit of chardoney.

Oh no, I've put that into your head now

I should be more careful

@12bitfloat also the nicest part is that at 9 months they really felt connected to the baby so killing it is all the better lmao

@antigermgerm Noo img upload is broken again. I had the perfect response img

@12bitfloat dont bother. It's prolly not the zing you think it is

@antigermgerm Ill post it another time. You'll love it

I can't wait.

And here I am, previously believing that I can‘t be shocked by any dark humor.

Great, does that mean we can get you aborted now?

@CoreFusionX yes

I prefer a nice chianti

Idk, tongue still tastes the best. Boiled, with mayo and peas -- yummy!

Or ears. Oh my, the ears! Those crunchy little ears - what a snack! The trick is not to overcook them.

Terminal limbs' segments make a nice meat jelly, along with the remainder of the head. Too bony for cooking, too big to throw away..

Then what... Intestines are no good - not enough meat anyway. Internal organs, however, are another story. Livers, cooked with wine, peas and mashed potatoes. Well boiled stomach. Heart, cooked in a red sauce. Lungs - for dumplings [yummy, haven't made them in a while..]

@Demolishun oh baloney! it takes a lot to disgust me. hit me with one of those. let's see.

@Lensflare THIS is what shocked you? this doesn't even get the surface level definition of "dark" humor. 🤣🤣

@SidTheITGuy do you know the difference between @Lensflare and a glory hole?

The glory

@SidTheITGuy shocked isn’t quite the correct word. But I couldn’t find a better one. I mean normally I find dark humor funny. But this one I found … I don‘t know … tasteless? (unlike the newborn, apparently)

Maybe it was also because ostream always finds his own comments so great that he creates a new rant out of them so that nobody misses them, which I find off-putting.

Agreed. Romans were allowing it actually.

@Lensflare I don't find them that great, I just do it to annoy you specifically.

@Tounai those fucking italians. Too bad they beat us up in gergovie

@antigermgerm then you find them great to annoy me. Which confirms my point.

@Lensflare yes, you're right!

@antigermgerm nah as the rest of current Europe, Italian peninsula was conquered by the Ostrogoths, a Germanic tribe.
In short, Romans were the ones agreeing with you and allowing post-birth abortion (it was a right reserved to the father though)
And the ones disagreeing with you are once more the remains of a German tribe.

@antigermgerm that’s alright, destroy the Germanic descent. You shall be known as Ostream Al Antigermgerm.

so you're fine with people wanting to abort you?

because, you know.. the world'd be better off.

@tosensei what are you talking about? I spread joy and hapiness to the world.

Can't say the same about you, grump grump.

@antigermgerm no, you don't.

@tosensei I do. People IRL love me. I'm getting all my negativity here and I'm lovely to my relatives.

For that I should thank you.

@antigermgerm you're just hallucinating.

@tosensei I was in my fam yesterday. We're pretty close-knit.