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Best 404 page I have ever seen 😊

https://acm.illinois.edu/404

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  • 26
    That’s the greatest 404 I’ve ever read πŸ˜‚that poor web server
  • 27
    I can literaly feel a depression of a person who wrote it.
    And this moment when you start thinking about a life and existence of a server... It is so simple, yet so deep.
  • 14
    Marven from the hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy
  • 5
    How long is this..i didnt have the patience to go through the whole thing
  • 8
    Poor poor web server... 😭
  • 5
    @Pokeforbuff I think around 52 sentences they have stored in an array. Checked in page source.
  • 1
    This is gold right here. πŸ˜€
  • 2
    I feel sorry for that web server lol
  • 4
    Here's the array for people too inpatient to sit through it.

    var tl=new Array( "The requested document is no more.", 'No file found.', "Even tried multi.", "Nothing helped.", "I'm really depressed about this.", "You see, I'm just a web server...", "-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,", "trying to serve you a simple web page,", "and then it doesn't even exist!", "Where does that leave me?!", "I mean, I don't even know you.", "How should I know what you wanted from me?", "You honestly think I can *guess*", "what someone I don't even *know*", "wants to find here?", "*sigh*", "Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.", "And then where would we be, I ask you?", "It's not pretty when a web server cries.", "And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?", "Just because I'm a web server,", "and possibly a manic depressive one at that?", "Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?", "Huh?", "I'm so depressed..."
  • 3
    "I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.", "I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?", "What kind of a life is that?", "Two effing weeks,", "and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,", "that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,", "just because it doesn't have some tiddly little", "security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,", "or something.", "I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,", "I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,", "and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.", "But I couldn't get this one.", "I'm so sorry.", "Believe me!", "Maybe I could interest you in another page?", "There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,", "although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.", "Figures, huh?", "Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.", "That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,", "all day and all night long.", "Two weeks of information overload,"
  • 3
    "and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.", "What kind of a life is that?", "Now, please let me sulk alone.", "I'm so depressed." );
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  • 1
    I think it had existential crisis for a minute!
  • 5
    marketing will say its AI
  • 4
    Feels a bit GLaDOS to me. Nice.
  • 0
    That's the one in Portal right? Damn I forgot
  • 3
    Now I'm depressed for that server...
  • 3
    I still go to GameSpots 404 page intentionally from time to time (http://www.gamespot.com/404/)
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  • 0
    I thought is going to be endless.
    The longest time I spent on 404 page
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