Comment your best developer pickup line...

here's mine...

I think you're exceptional, I can try & catch you.

I specialise in penetration testing

"Wanna come back and see my deep learning rig?"

Not that funny but...
"I'm a programmer so I'll break my code, not your heart."

Not mine but I like this
"If you were part of my domain, we could share cookies".

not really a pickup line but i would advice to not go into much detail about our jobs lol especially not refering to it specifically. Ofcourse i'm not speaking individually but statistically, the global thought about developers is just not attractive... to say the least😆. not saying u should be ashamed, just raising succes rate

@BadCompany Is there any way devrant lets users delete comments on their rants?

@BadCompany "I make apps/games/software/websites."

Your job description needs to be 3 words.

@taosif7 i have no idea, why?

I promise that I'll end the session gracefully 😉

@Stuxnet i guess u can get away with that nowadays 😁

@Stuxnet moreover apps & software are same

@Stuxnet I doubt He's a developer

@taosif7 By apps I mainly meant like mobile apps. Pick one; people don't actually give a shit what the exact thing you make is.

@Stuxnet I was talking about @BadCompany

Im the fastest typer in the west.

You must be a Java program, cuz you're hot

Me: Are you a semicolon?
Him: Why?
Me: I always need you to be present in everything I do (write) XD

KAAAAYYY.

You turn my software into hardware.

Does this smell like chloroform?

Gurl, are you Electron app ? Cuz, all my memories are about you!

Sorry...

Hey, are you Google chrome, cuz you just took 13% more of my memory

sudo go out with me

Wanna go out with my? I have no social skills whatsoever, and I'm a nerd.

I got one more:

Can I be your friend function, so that I can access your private data.