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@Alice Yeah even if it was real, I'd be oddly comfortable with it. Maybe a few coworkers would avoid talking to me, but I'd call that a win-win.
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nzeetee4046yI got one of these too. Check out the apology at the end!!
Hey
Your computing device has been captured by the corrupting application .
Whats the scam?
I left the malware on a erotica web site, you clicked on that info and promptly installed the hostile program to your computer .
This malicious software made your front camera shooting in such a way I receive the video record with you burp the worm.
In next 5 hours that malicious software hijacked all your contact numbers numbers.
Right now, I own all your contact numbers and videotape with you choke a chicken, and now if you desire me to annul all the data forward me 488 EUR in BTC digital money.
Otherwise I am going to forward that this movie to all your contacts .
I send you my Bitcoin wallet - 1F4g1hdhdDDJ24TSLV954HBBA35rYPrqqpMbdhsh You possess 33 hours after reading. If I possess this sum of money I will eliminate that this movie forever.
I ask pardon for my grammar- English is not my native language .
P.S. this postal address, I have pilfered it. -
I found one of those in my spam folder the other day. Disturbing thing was, they had one of my old passwords to somewhere in the subject line.
Fortunately I no longer use that password anywhere these days. Must've been in one of those password dumps from some service that got compromised (and which I long ago changed or stopped using) -
1) Reply with "Do you want me to send you a better record? I have a high quality camera."
2) ???
3) Profit -
Kyu9619356yI know people who would fall for this. People like this guy should be tossed over a cliff.
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I would say he or she must be from a shithole of a country or state, trying to get by by doing the only thing his society taught him or her.. but it may be someone from my country as one of our smaller cities is knows as Hackerville 😂😂
Hide yo' wives and yo' onanism, the haxors are cumin... i mean, coming for you!
Found on Reddit :D
joke/meme
onanism
this is not a joke
yes it is