Goddamn! Take a shower! You smell dank as fuck!

People coming into my cubicle smelling this way piss me off! I know it's possible for you to find time to shower.


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    Some people, like me, sweat like crazy. Even when its 17 degrees celcius. With the heatwave going on now in Europe I wear 5 tees a day, and clean myself 2 times.

    I cant do anything about it and I might stink, but you have to deal with it, you think its comfortable for me?
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    @Codex404 Do like I do and carry body spray?

    I'm even considering taking some wet wipes to wipe my upper half, since it's like 30-35 and I have to walk at least half a mile (like 3/4 a KM).

    I understand your pain though. I'd walk to class and the entire back of my shirt would be drenched in sweat.
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    @Stuxnet I do, I carry a towel as well and I take a shower at work almost every day.
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    @Stuxnet and people who keep suggesting obvious things are annoying me like hell...


    Ive even tried changing my diet...
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    @Codex404 we are in a building that is air conditioned to like 70F so I know sweating is not an issue.
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    @Codex404 I have the same problem here and I'm very self-conscious of it. It started when I took some weight and it's very unpleasant. No matter what I do, 5 minutes after a shower I start to sweat again. And if I'm wearing a shirt, it's even worse !

    Really with you on that one bro
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    @iSwimInTheC <s>people don't walk to work at alllll. </s>

    If I get up and move around a lot, I'll still start sweating, no matter the temperature of the building. Then it takes me 15 minutes to cool off.
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    @iSwimInTheC I'm also currently working in a well air-conditioned building, it doesn't matter, sooner or later, it starts to smell a bit :/
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    @iSwimInTheC ehhhm 70F equals to 21 degrees Celcius... An average livingroom is about 20 or 19 in the Netherlands and im starting to sweat at 16.

    °C | F
    21 | 70
    20 | 68
    19 | 66.2
    16 | 60.8

    Thats almost ten Fahrenheit less then the temperature at your company, sweating IS definitely an option...
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    @Codex404 Alrighty then... I guess humidity is high. Here it's always above 100F so inside 70F is awesome
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    @iSwimInTheC you don't need coffee to be awake in the morning if you're sleepy then. Just smell the aroma ✌️ 😄
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    I am the same boat with @Codex404

    I know it too and i am not comfortable either, i can't help it. I try not to get close with anybody because of that. The best you can do is to stop complaining.

    Be it summer or winter, i sweat in the office no matter what i do. I carry body spray and roll-on, sometimes extra tee. I don't feel it, but i am sure it doesn't get rid of the smell completely.

    My only solution is not to go to lunch break and move that conditioner to 16 celcius, lowest i can when no one is around. I don't sweat in that case.

    On winter there is less problem, because i always just wear a tee while people some thick clothes which i am not familiar.
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