My bosses boss removed the coffee maker during my holidays

That is the face of stupid

@carlosjpc well if the goal was to increase productivity that’s not gonna work because the only thing that changed is that I use the coffee maker from the opposite side of the building

How to drop productivity to a absolute minimum 101

To my understanding coffee increase productivity. Right?

Maybe he is cheap and took it to his office
@needToRoll

@carlosjpc Well yes, but from an managers perspective there is also the time you are „wasting“ by getting coffee. (And the worst part is that you might even interact with a coworker while your at it...)

@needToRoll Maybe his goal was to make you walk more.

Exercise is key!

@Jilano well that’s not gonna work because I am only gonna drive my wheelchair😎
But making me walk would be an acceptable reason to remove the coffee maker

@AlexDeLarge had him as boss for a short time. The new boss is way better

@AlexDeLarge I was uncertain whatever @Jilano knew it before writing his comment or not.

I don't know why but at first I assumed he did and wrote a different (also humoristic) comment. But after rereading the comment I decided to go with this one...

I see now reason not to react with humor.

If some guys can't handle it, thats their problem.

@Jilano did you know that I am unable to walk?

Wow, will not be able to sleep after reading that..

@andros705 well me neither

@needToRoll I thought indeed but checked before posting it. After seeing your rants/comments, I thought you would not take it in a bad way, so I didn't change it.

It might be presumptuous of me (and I apologise if so), but I thought that changing what I wrote because of your condition would have been less "respectful".

@Jilano that's awesome, I wish more people would act like you!

@jAsE I don't know?

But I guess if I follow your instructions neither me nor my boss will have a job

Wait. Did he remove your coffee maker or the public coffee maker? Also are you the only developer? Also is it a software company?

@KAS89 Well team public, the team bought it years ago... (anyone payed a little part of it)

No we all are techies and most of them devs...

Yes

@needToRoll okay. Now I have context I can express my point of view.

Your manager and his manager are retarded assholes.

I assume you get the idea.