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Why to most developers who look beautiful are JavaScript developers (looking at you Instagram) and all of them have the MacBook and perfectly clean desk. How's that possible.

If I were to clean up my desk it will take around 45 minutes to complete.

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  • 17
    You think those are real people?
    Those are beautiful disguised robots sent by Apple to trick you.
  • 7
    Because JavaScript is easy mode.

    They don’t have references manuals and processor data sheets, test boards, hardware debuggers etc on their desk
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    @QuanticoCEO By second thought, maybe your explanation is a little bit more realistic
  • 2
    @QuanticoCEO agree with you mate. Its damn easy any teenager could learn it over a weekend.
  • 9
    Im beautiful as fuck and not a js dev, what now
  • 1
    @sharktits congratulations. The post is about why every js developer is beautiful. Not every beautiful one is js developer.
  • 0
    Nama jeff
  • 0
    @sharktits who is jeff
  • 2
    @makarand @sharktits is
  • 10
    Instagram is bullshit. 90% of the pictures you see are bullshit.

    Especially in the cancerous "programming" community there.
  • 2
    @Stuxnet agreed man. By seeing the posts of insta ... The peer pressure was so intense I was about to buy the second hand macbook... But fortunately I didn't.
  • 2
    @makarand You'll need to find a third hand for a fair price
  • 3
    Lol don’t believe what you see on Instagram.
  • 6
    Instagram IS bullshit. Watch what they have on the screens, shit simple css or bullshit hello world js equivalent examples.

    Ooooooooomg they b using fetch on js to parse an example API omg #hacker#codergirl#lookatmytits#cppistoohard#webDevFoLife
  • 2
    @AleCx04 lol looked at #codergirl
    it's mostly so cringe ugh
  • 2
    @AleCx04 lol looked at #codergirl
    it's mostly so cringe ugh
  • 2
    @AleCx04 lol man .. true af... And about the hashtags ... #girlwhocode... Lol bitch we don't give a fuck about your gender bitch.. hypocrite bitches
  • 2
    Because they copy and paste most of the time and i hear mac is pretty good at that 😋
  • 1
    My duvet is javascript, so i guess that makes me sleeping beauty 🤗
  • 1
    I'm beautiful and I like js
    No offense! lol
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