The English Wikipedia's article on "Ostrich" has "Not to be confused with Osterreich" written on top :D
Americans, am I right?

Also not to be confused with Estrich

I want to ride one

@tosensei yes, but no other English-speaking culture needs this warning. They already know the difference.

@tosensei an ostrich lol

@tosensei you might find one at a zoo….but if not, I can change that. I’m going to make history!

I worked on an ostrich farm.

Whatever they're called they're fucking stupid. Sometime they eat piece of woods that gets stuck in their stupid long neck and then they starve to death.

and also mean. You can't go near them they will attack you

Emus, on the other hands, are the coolest birds there is

@tosensei They're cool too I gotta admit. But the emus were coming at me rubbing their heads against me. Also sometime they're dancing.

@tosensei https://youtube.com/watch/...

@antigermgerm I've read that their brain is smaller than their eye. Also, is it true that they can cut you wide open with one kick because of how sharp their claws are?

@tosensei America is a multiracial country.

@tosensei does it taste like turkey? Yeah, they’re probably too muscular and ganey to eat anyway

@kiki I mean that's an exageration and they very rarely kill iirc but they can totally break your hips and leg bones and leave you paralised

@tosensei the word “America” meaning “USA” makes more sense than the word “racism” meaning what’s not racism. I’m not racist and will never be racist, because you can’t change your race. Meanwhile, “American defaultism” and poor access to quality education can be changed. This is what I made fun of

@antigermgerm Got a meme for you https://devrant.molodetz.nl/a1m2xRY...

@Lensflare you mean Eldritch

@BordedDev Oh, cool.

You are certainly referencing 'The Great Emu War'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... .

I've learned about it a short while ago.

@D-4got10-01 Indeed I am