So me and my friend were getting bored and for fun we tried to find alternative words for cuss words. We replaced

Fuck with flower

-- it's actually nice to use it in a sentence like you flowered this up but in case of severe anger and frustration we still use fuck

Shit with Nutella (although shit is not a cuss word)
-- you piece of Nutella (change it to whatever you like)

Penis with brother (this one only for fun)
-- I'll hit your brother if you don't flower off from here , you piece of Nutella

Also work in progress. Feel free to contribute and let's come up with more replacements.