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Who the fuck commits with such comments?

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  • 3
    Well it is fixed isn't it 🤔
  • 14
    Tell him: I thought you quit, your commit messages keep saying "last changes"
  • 2
    He/she adds comments at least...
  • 6
    @Dollique probably useless comments like

    // increment i with 1
    i++;

    Instead of explaining why i is incremented. I cant imagine someone having such non descriptive commits making good comments.
  • 4
    Well that's probably me
  • 2
    "late night changes" and "laste changes" should be an insta-firing unless ashish is working on The Sims 5 "Late Night". There's already a field for the time when the commit was made, so if that's all they mean, the commit messages might as well be blank.

    "After testing"??? What the fuck? "Token things fixed" is one of the better commit messages and that's pretty pathetic. What token?
  • 8
    But i do it only on personal projects
  • 4
    I'm not done either -- "last changes done" and yet there's a commit after that? Liar. Hang him.

    I hope for your sake that this is some shitty outsourcer that you can more easily politick out of your workplace and not a direct coworker.
  • 1
    @HollowKitty "laste changes" is last changes I assumed, you though that was late changes?

    But Ive heard he quit, so no need to fire anyone.
  • 7
    Me...
    "Fix"
    "Button fixed"
    "Added some stuff"

    Only on private projects. 🙃
  • 2
    A lot of my commit messages are shit, but then we squash changes when we PR and have a better message at that point, although the PR will be based on the work item which has the full description anyway.
  • 3
    @Codex404 That this is already in question is a serious problem. :@
  • 1
    And I don't think shitty commit messages count if they're personal projects or projects you do with your drinking buddies. I'm assuming this is a Real Project of some kind, either for work or serious OSS.
  • 1
    @Clear0Ff Dudeee đŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ
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    By the number of commits I can safely say Ashish hardcodes in his code
  • 2
    “Something done”

    This kid is going places.

    Honestly though, on personal projects, this is exactly what my commit messages look like ☚ī¸
  • 1
    hahahah, I did that week ago on our dev branch my commit was "Blah"
  • 0
    Someone as bad as someone else who doesn't know how to make a screenshot.
  • 1
    What if you do :

    $git commit -m "No commit message"

    instead of :

    $git commit --allow-empty-message -m " "
  • 1
    @Clear0Ff Can I report you please?
  • 1
    @A4Abhiraj ahahah 😂😂
    Go for it
    I take the blame of everything
  • 0
    @HollowKitty This is a project in production. Our recruitment team called him a promising candidate while hiring. I wish I could fire him!
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    @Clear0Ff IMHO that still qualifies as a valid one. Better than "fixes done".
  • 1
    Very descriptive :)
  • 1
    Tris is me trying to get CI to work 😂
  • 1
    @lazysnail you're such a @lazysnail
  • 0
    Apparently Ashish does
  • 0
    I do. Because I'm the only one in my fucked up team who writes comments and I'm the only one who reads them too.
  • 2
    What idiots, am I right? Heh...
  • 1
    My college pushed 8 sequential commits with description "changes"...
  • 0
    Funny ...not really

    The good thing is that this is very easy to train people; not everyone was born with their perfect commit messaged

    Instead of “firing” or just passive aggressively reporting it on devRant, please teach them how to write better commit messages, amend or squash them etc

    This is something that your team should have a coherent guide/code style on so it’s easy to search for in the future

    Just my humbled opinion
  • 0
    @rusty-hacker Any guesses why this is called dev rant?

    You do have a point there, not everyone has the innate sense of making things easy for fellow developers.
  • 0
    @A4Abhiraj and my comment isn’t ranting ;)
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    @rusty-hacker No dude, but specifically why posts here are called rants. I look at this as a place to rant about things which you cannot in actual world. Obviously I asked him politely to commit better messages.
    Ps. I edited my comment. You might want to read.
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