Man. Management has done it again. Judging the quality of my work by amount of code review comments. Have they ever even thought that the guy reviewing the code might be an asshole? Management. Seriously. They don't know how to manage.

The guy reviewing your code is always an asshole. You are obviously never an asshole. This rule has no exceptions.

time to put all your energy into putting lots of code review comments on everyone so you look better

looking good > being good. suck the pp until you retire or company goes bankrupt I guess. unless you wanna do a surgical intervention on the corp