Unfair situation -
iPhone prices shoots up while kidney prices remains same.

@-BSD you can't tell me what to do! I'll dereference it if I wan-

@-BSD I’ve already sold mine, now I’m looking for a cheap market to buy kidneys and resell at the higher price to profit for the new iPhone

Seems like an ideal situation when you are in need of a kidney! (And have an iPhone you can sell of course)

@C0D4

Sell 90% of your liver. It CAN grow back! Magic! Infinite cash!

The real problem is that the iPhone inflates the price of other phones as well...

You don’t have to buy it by selling “your” kidneys 😈

@-BSD my dad had one kidney...

Meanwhile i still have my kidneys and ordered the new iphone. Win win :-)

I've heard that God is releasing a new update soon, with such features like:
Making the kidney wider and taller
Prevention fron ckd
And wayyyyy more cooler stuff:))

But be fast cuz there are about 7.5 million kidneys on the earth...