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"Hey what's up YouTube..."
"How's it going my name is..."
"What going on guys..."
"I'm sorry I haven't posted a video in a while..."
OR
* 1-minute animation intro*

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  • 4
    „Hi and welcome back to my channel...“
    „Hello %channelName%nions“
  • 1
    Waste of time.
  • 2
    That’s actually an interesting finding..
    Checked my favorite channels (which are mostly educational) and non of them starts wich one of those sentences..

    Instead they start wich e.g:
    „In today’s episode we will..“
    „*beep beep...* thats morse code, but how does it work?“
    Or similar..

    I think you just found the formula to filter trashtainment YouTube..
  • 4
    You forgot the non speaking guy who is painfully bad at touch typing, using notepad to give any of the said intros as well as everything else.

    If I get to toture any of you, my choice will be to force you to watch such videos 24/7
  • 2
    @CatMDV what year is it, 2005?
  • 2
    Nah, my favourite channel just starts with
    "Hi, I want to make [topic]"
    usually (some way more epic intros though).

    (Hint: FULL BRIDGE RECTIFIER)

    I believe YT's algorithm prioritises longer videos (not sure), which is why a lot of YT videos spend time waffling around.
  • 1
    Maybe this is the right time to go off-dev-topic and ask for your favorite channels..?

    Mine are:
    King of random
    Physics girl
    Vsauce (first Channel, Not vsauce2 / vsauce3)
    PBS space time
    ...
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