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There are always three questions i get asked when i tell people I'm a programmer:

Can you take a look at my phone/laptop/pc etc...?

Can you hack?

Whats the green stuff from matrix?

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    I got asked to hack Pokémon Go for 50 bucks... Desperate af
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    "Got an awesome idea. I wanna make the next facebook, if you make me the app I'll pay you 30% of it"
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    1) [stare at the phone for a while] yup I've looked.

    2) show chrome inspector

    3) the green stuff is easy. I really only deal with the blue stuff.
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