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				@asgs Or. "Save Martians", the fishes, or the universe whatever, this startup will save all! So how many billions are you willing to invest?
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				 CaptainRant466562dIt's this kind of empty bs talk that drove me nuts at my previous job. They're literally saying nothing. Nothing. And promising people they should invest in them. Big bucks. CaptainRant466562dIt's this kind of empty bs talk that drove me nuts at my previous job. They're literally saying nothing. Nothing. And promising people they should invest in them. Big bucks.
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				@CaptainRant Imagine if AI agents start "startups". Instead of devs they replace the managers. lol
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				 CaptainRant466559d@NaturalStupidiy They would be a whole lot more efficient than managers! At startups, my experience has been: CaptainRant466559d@NaturalStupidiy They would be a whole lot more efficient than managers! At startups, my experience has been:
 
 manager: "uhhh ask me later :D"
 
 manager: "uhhh I'm busy rn"
 
 manager: "uhhhhmmmm ask the other guy"
 
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