Not sure whether to tag this as a rant or a joke, because it feels like equal parts of both. So fucking disappointed with Australian government.

why don't people understand this doesn't. work!?!?!

we will make a secret crypto key!
"but what if people find it?!"
we will make it illegal to distribute!
"what if those people aren't Australian and not subject to our laws?!
we will.... shit!

and it will happen. and we will all be fucked.

Back in the late 90s the Australian government were going to censor the whole internet. People said it couldn’t be done and the government revoked the laws. Not long after that China did the same thing and it works for them to this day.