pedroapfilho

5y

day 1 - colleague buys a mini need pistol

day 2 - other colleague buys a big nerf pistol

day 4 - other colleague buys a f#&$ nerf shotgun

day 7 - I buy a automatic nerf gun

day 8 - huge nerf war with other co-workers

day 9 - nerf weapons banned on the office

yesterday - wait colleague leave the office and shoot him on the face every time

today - everyone walking crouched leaving the office

Please, if you are the someone else's boss, don't ban nerf guns, it's worse..

rant

nerf

nerf gun

nerf war

Ranter

Comments

35

TheFallenKnght

778

5y

1, 2, 3, 4 I declare Nerf War.
32

C0D4

69516

5y

@TheFallenKnght
5, 6, 7, 8 try and keep your aim straight.

*pulls out nerf revolver*
4

ViRaS

1981

5y

@theKarlisK 😂
3

Gregozor2121

5298

5y

@theKarlisk
Oh I have a asg as well!
What model do you have?
8

Commodore

2201

5y

Ah, the good old arms race. Always the same scenario.
It happened in my office as well, nerf guns did not get banned though, we got bored. I also learned to throw the darts pretty well, its way more stealthy.
13

Root

82997

5y

FYI: most people never look up.
4

wowotek

5855

5y

I laugh to much because of this. Good idea
2

sexoverflow

277

5y

I'm in love with your coworker
2

Olacode

15

5y

Don't ban nerf gun
2

TempestasLudi

849

5y

@theKarlisK The size and weight of a beetle car... Like bumblebee you mean? :)
7

zankar

2086

5y

@C0D4 @TheFallenKnght 9, 10, 11, 12 ammo's on the upper shelf
1

wowotek

5855

5y

@irene look *up*. The literal UP. So you need to shoot them from the ceilinf
1

wowotek

5855

5y

@irene shoot me 😏
5

Condor

32894

5y

@TheFallenKnght @C0D4 @zankar 13, 14, 15, 16, shoot that stupid boss to where he's never been! 🔫
3

Condor

32894

5y

@irene cyka blyat, sixteen and been do rhyme 😑
1

perotti

806

5y

@pedroapfilho onde é isso aí hahahah
0

pedroapfilho

252

5y

@perotti É numa empresa holandesa que tem sede aqui em Lisboa!
3

TempestasLudi

849

5y

@irene You mean that their rhythm, their metre, is not the same? ;-)
1

dronesawake

710

5y

Funniest shit I have seen today..
4

pedroapfilho

252

5y

THEY RELEASED OUR GUNS TODAY!!!
2

ElizadeathRaven

1798

5y

Wow! What a great partnership 😂 it would be perfect to implement it, but the walls in my office are made of glass 😔
2

pedroapfilho

252

5y

@ElizadeathRaven turn on the stealth mode, enter on someone else's room, wait hidden patiently for him/her, when it appears, aim on the face. That's it, good lucky
2

ElizadeathRaven

1798

5y

@pedroapfilho not a bad idea 🤔 now I just need to buy a nerf gun
1

adamluzsi

372

5y

This post is the reason why a Nerf Hammershoot is part of my work tooling.
0

Zoibana

0

4y

Lol, what a funny story :D

Related Rants

devRant © 2021 Hexical Labs LLC
Privacy Policy | Terms of Service