https://github.com/oraoto/pib Php in the browser Brb killing myself - devRant

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thatsnotnice

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no-one is safe
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heyheni

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okayyy 😧
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xewl

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Known issues: memory leak.

Yeah, no shit..
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heyheni

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i tried one php in the browser example on my phone: it exploded in my hand! 😧
dangerous stuff!
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svgPhoenix

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@xewl you mean memroy leak
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kappekp

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99% of the time
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rui902

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what the actual hell!!
I just ran the default phpinfo() and my chrome/laptop crashed!
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PrivateGER

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I don't want to say it reeks of bad code, but running a single echo instantly filled 6 GB of my RAM and exhausted all of my CPU cores.
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AleCx04

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Lmfao this is gold
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linuxxx

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Okay, I love php but this, just no 😰
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bittersweet

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PHP is an OK backend language, easy to teach to new devs, mature frameworks & packages, great for fast prototyping.

But for frontend? Fuck no.
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nothappy

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know issues or feature request, not sure
https://github.com/oraoto/pib/...
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yellow-dog

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@nothappy just look at the last fucking comment, humanity deserves to die
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C0D4

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Why, even as a PHP this shit is just No.
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electrineer

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Name should be PIB In Browser
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Commodore

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I'm confused, isn't it supposed to be a simple repl tool ?
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heyheni

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@Commodore simple? it crashed my phone. That's simply stupid!
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xalys

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Page crashes on iOS
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blinfoldking

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Well finally i can do server side js and client side php

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