christmas - Only pussies celebrate Christmas today. Real men celebrate the day John Wick killed three men in a bar with a pencil. A - devRant

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Codex404

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@M1sf3t and what about a little boy defends his house from burglars?
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noms89

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"A fucking pencil"...Really?
Is this tool available in the market?
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Codex404

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@noms89 males have it and one can buy a fake one in the shop
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noms89

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@Codex404 Oh fuck... Yeah mate
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Krokoklemme

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Everything is a weapon if you hit hard enough
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nvzard

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@Krokoklemme what about a sponge?
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Codex404

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@nvzard yes, if you soak it in a chemical and keep it in front of their face.
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Redders

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@nvzard you can easily choke on it...
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Krokoklemme

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@ThomasRedstone thanks, was about to say that ^^
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nvzard

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Woah, quite creative. Very cool.

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