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Client: We need to deploy some Windows 2003 servers.

Us: Sure thing, Mr. Client. Your money is more important than the security and stability of our systems.

What we should have said: Sure, but you need to stop in our office, put your dick in a vice and we'll take turns cranking that bitch closed until you agree to use something more modern.

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  • 2
    8y
    What possible reason do they have for wanting that monstrosity?
  • 1
    8y
    hello, this is the security team, we heard you said windows 2003. expect us soon.
  • 2
    8y
    is it a special vice? like does it have an adapter for dick? because I would like to order one for some of our customers.
  • 0
    8y
    haha a firewall would solve that... So you could isolate customer's systems from your systems and then it wont matter if the customer runs Windows XP with RDP with no auth turned on, then if their deployed server gets hacked - right its their problem, not yours.
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