When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to learn you. When I learnt you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you....... CODE WITH ❤ IN <?php..........?>

NO!

Love it but dont be afriad to loose it, there are plenty of backend languages in (or based on) the sea (or C or C++).

It’s fucking excellent!

@smb26 haha actually I tried to find gf in real world but I didn't find one so I think this language is better than anyone

PHP is not the worst... but if that photo is yours, your code needs some improvement.

And yes, I can see that in a blurry photo.

There's clearly a lot of stuff assigned to variables, a lot of repetition, lines which are incredibly long (>80 chars), and methods which are incredibly long (>20 lines).

PHP is not bad, if among other things:

You stick to the single responsibility principle (a class sticks to one "subject", a method performs one clearly named "action")

You stick to DRY (don't repeat yourself): If there is a lot of repeated sequences of characters, you should probably abstract it out.

You use PHP7.x and parameter/return type hints.

You use a collection library (like the laravel standalone fork tightenco/collect), or the PHP data-structure extension (ext-ds) to replace PHP arrays. Native array manipulation is horrific and unreadable.

But I agree, I love bitching at PHP, but it can be a charmingly simple language. Ugly, but charming.

PHP is kind of like a pug puppy.

@bittersweet hahahaha thanks for your suggestions brother.

What a beautiful laptop with that backlit keyboard and those colors in the IDE. Wonderful.

Welcome to PHP and being a high paid slave 😃 just telling reality, nothing bad with it.

Why do you use so much Regex?