Would you buy these?
Found in a local conf

Get a load of this
https://twitter.com/skirani/status/...

- Bad at pretty much everything else
- Bad at pretty much everything else
- Bad at pretty much everything else

jcenter can go fuck itself and burn in hell.

Also this

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

I thought debugging node.js would be me throwing a bunch of commands at terminal but thankfully saner minds created vs code debugger.
Also vs code documentation should be a lesson to everyone on how to document stuff.

Web and IE8 in nutshell

Started writing JavaScript for a week now. Send help

!dev

I just finished witcher 3 (along with dlcs) and I don't know what to do with my life.

Friend: Is blockchain a programming language?
Me: No it's a java framework
Friend: Ah, thanks for clarification.

Kids: I'll tell mom, she'll scold you.
Adults: Looping in my team lead in mail chain
Source: Twitter

dev (short form for developer), if pronounced in hindi means"god"
Coincidence?

These nulls are getting out of hand!

When sprint deadline approaches

Ain't no view like top floor view!

Drunk macbook thinks it's a windows laptop

That's really fucking neat gradle.
And i had to wait 5 mins for this shit to show up

A pull request went out of hand today. Bitbucket didn't flip out though.

Found a bug
- Calling function sent wrong parameter.
- Calling function itself was shit. Changed it.
- Few hours later, revamped whole class, updated all references and pushed to production next day.
Till date that class has not changed and still works flawlessly!
And probably first time I used queues in java. Algorithms FTW

The struggle is real

Designer: We need gradients and curved UI elements to make our product look modern.
- Codes over a month to support that.

Client: yeah gradients don't go with our branding and could you remove those curves!
FML

So apparently somone put Snapchat's iOS source code on github. I love the capitals in this DMCA notice like SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! take it down already.
https://github.com/github/dmca/...

10-1 AM - 4 of us got drunk.
2-4 AM - 2 hours straight coding, solving big-ass problems
10 AM - Fucking hangover and python code in a java project!

Meanwhile in parallel universe
I'm leaving devrant, there's too much negativity here.

LinkedIn recruiter message
Hi I have an exciting opportunity for you which i will not share on messages but why don't you give me your phone number, email, home address, favorite color so that i can email the same shit to you instead of sending it in the LinkedIn messages and also give me your phone number.

You either die a geek or live long enough to see yourself become a v̶i̶l̶l̶i̶a̶n̶ manager.

try catch lost me 4 hours of time today because someone put an empty catch block!
FML

The force is strong with android