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kweakzs
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Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

Comments
  • 49
    @sciobotaru False.

    You still have a chance to at least hit it in the devzone.

    Ain't getting shit in the friend zone except shit like "thanks buddy" after you pour out a lot of emotion into a conversation lol
  • 63
    @sciobotaru and you'll get paid in EXPOSURE!
  • 16
    O.U.C.H.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 20
    oh man, I'm sorry to hear but I was eating my morning chocolate croissant and sipping my coffee when your rant choked me up.
  • 37
    not only devzoned but appzoned... even worse..
  • 16
    Not all is lost. It might be an excuse to stay in touch? And a good one at that, where you get to potentially meet up on regular basis, and build something up together, potentially more than just an app. That just might be her agenda!
  • 5
    Translation = you do all the work, they get all the money..
  • 7
  • 15
    This is an A++ rant :P
  • 2
  • 4
    I have this workout idea...
  • 2
    "catch the last train home", a phrase we so seldom use in America. Wish I lived somewhere people just catch trains to and fro.
  • 5
    Wish I lived somewhere with actual trains !

    Well, there was about 80 years ago..

    Nothing left now apart from the odd wheel, even the tracks and sleepers have vanished.
  • 8
    Even worst, they want to sell you some Tupperware or trying to recruit you into their MLM network.. 😂
  • 20
    "Really? Funny, I have this sex idea.."
  • 10
    @rutee07 your profile is completely appropriate for you comment
  • 7
    @PoliteRanter69 So is your username. :D
  • 2
    ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
  • 3
    Feel you.. maybe you can leverage the fact that you are in touch tho :) Try and see slowly if she is interested to go out with you outside the scope of the app proposal
  • 18
    Build it, sell it to someone who is not her, make billions, profit. Buy a robot girlfriend with the cash
  • 8
    Sometimes that shit is an excuse to hangout.
    You can just explore the idea, invite her for a coffee, breakfast, then move to dinners.
  • 2
    @sciobotaru nice term coin, quick somebody do a wiki page
  • 2
    @rutee07 my goddamn sides
  • 3
    I agree with @mundo03 . She’s finding a long term topic that relates well to you rather she understands how it comes across or not. Take that steam train back to pound town
  • 2
    This is like the developer version of friendzone.. damn
  • 3
    @mordax I see. You are a dev of culture, as well.
  • 1
    This was epic LOL
  • 1
    Right in the feels
  • 2
    @Stuxnet @sciobotaru actually if she devzones you there's still a small probability you can put your code in her
  • 0
    Hahahaha that's worse than an old crush selling a MLM scam
  • 3
    She's intentionally playing the flirt. Don't. Get. Used.
  • 1
    Was it a good app idea at least?
  • 0
  • 0
    I’m sorry I found this so funny
  • 1
    @kweakzs b- body exposure? 😢
  • 0
    @Stuxnet no a chance of that happening... he must separate work from past emotion
  • 1
    @rutee07 brah! Your fucking profile have me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it!!
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