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Customer support story time: (swearing in Dutch because it sounds more fun but it's general swearing so no translation needed I think (will translate the non obvious parts)

Me: good morning, how can I help you?
Client: hello, I have a question for you.
Me: go ahead!
Client: alright so.... one sec, let me turn off my music.
Client: hey Google
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Client: hey Google
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Client: Heeeey Gooooooogle
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Client: HEY GOOGLE, GODVERREDOMME
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Me: 😆
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Client: REAGEER GODVERDOMME. "HEY GOOOOGLE"
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Client: VIES VUIL TYFUS DING, LUISTEREN. HEEEEEY GOOOOOOGLE
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Client: JA GODVERREROMME, LUISTER GEWOON, FUCKING KUT DING. *SHOUTS WITH ANGRY VOICE* "HEY GOOGLE HALLOOOO LUISTEEEEEREEEEEN" (oh for fucks sake, LISTEN fucking piece of shit)
Me: *desperately trying to keep it together*
Client: IK DOE HET ZELF WEL JEZUS GODDOMME *FOOTSTEPS, MUSIC STOPS* (Translation: I'll do it myself, fucking hell)
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Client: finally, sorry for that 😅
Me: *still trying to control myself* no problem!

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  • 50
    5y
    You dont have to translate dutch, its literally just english written phonetically
  • 15
    5y
    That is hilarious and I wouldn't even know how to begin translating that
  • 12
    5y
    Theres not much that makes me laugh, but this did.

    I kinda had slightly better imagination of the dutch since I speak german though.
  • 10
    5y
    @ganjaman That and the caps lock that helps translate words into feelings.
  • 19
    5y
    I love how Dutch insults read basically like German ones :D
  • 16
    5y
    I would pay money for the recording of this call.
  • 3
    5y
    Yes dutch. can confirm
  • 7
    5y
    I once had a customer call because his tv remote control's button was stuck. It was the 6 button. So the tv kept going to the channel 666.

    I had to mute the microphone for a bit there, before continuing the conversation.
  • 2
    5y
    Hahaha, awesome!! 😂😂😂 Have my favorite!
  • 0
    5y
    Hey, qtox? :)
  • 0
    5y
    @404response Can do antox, not home right now 😅
  • 4
    5y
    I had a customer who called and proceeded to first eat a big bite of his sandwich before asking his question. There was about 1 minute of me trying to keep it together and him eating loudly
  • 1
    5y
    Hahahaha godverdomme geweldig 😂😂
  • 0
    5y
    @Quirinus Aren't there mostly soft porn, bible talk and weird foreign channels around that range?
  • 0
    5y
    @beggarboy No idea, I don't own or watch TV. And this wasn't in your country, so channels might be different (or even empty).
  • -1
    3y
    Hello folks. You are talking so loudly, so I wonder lately how many of us have little problems with writing? Meaning all that horrible intense with searching topics and analyze tons of literature. https://studentshare.org/ can do this al and many more for me. They help like a talisman on every writing exams.
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