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Jilano1820932dYou're the one paying, Boss man.
PS: Sell him the car, then and only then, sell him a rocket.
SparkyTD160932dMaybe you should contact Elon Musk and ask him for advice. He is very good at sending cars to other planets (or at least in orbit)😉
hack308632d* delivers car *
Client: why did it take so long?
Client: ok, how do I go to moon with it?
You: as I said before, you can't go to moon with this.
Client: but I already told you that I want to go to moon. This is not I want.
fermar732232dIn germany we would call your second answer "Beratungsansatz".
Means something like "consulting approach" in english lingo :D
Chrupiter30632dI hope the car won't be a... buggy.
ynnk73132dFor the price of a scooter
tanami2632dA rocket? what do you mean you want a car? Sure, I'll build you a bicycle!
rutee07830932dIf someone wants to go to the moon, you give them vodka or magic mushrooms.
Client: where's the car?
Me: it's ready. How will you go to moon by this car?
Client: I will just drive the car to the place where the rocket is.
Me: (no comments) ok
nothappy708726dWhen SpaceX meets Tesla
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