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Boss: Use the same template that site [X] is using for this project.
Me: [X] is WordPress. Our project is asp.Net/C#. I can't
Boss: Why?
Me: You can't put a round peg in a square hole!
Boss: Why?
Me: [thinking about mortgage] I'll do it.
Boss: Why didn't you say so in the first place?
Me: [die a little inside]

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  • 5
    And that is why I never get any debt. I just love the freedom to tell people to fuck off.
  • 6
    @ilPinguino 4th of November is the day I will hand in the "Sorry for your loss" letter. 4th of November. Feels like 4th of July... Independence Day for me
  • 1
    Just tell your boss it would take a year?
  • 0
    @TheyCallMeMJ He'll ask Why?
  • 5
    Instead of telling him that that is impossible, which we all know it technically isn't, tell him that it would cost way more time and money than building it yourself. Thats a language managment people understand.
  • 0
    @EdoPhoenix Very True. Next time!
  • 1
    How glad I am that the owner of my company is a software developer.
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