now that monday is almost over for me, here's a couple of questions:

1) From 0-10, how good was it for you?
2) Had you read it, would you say my post wishing you a passable monday worked?

The algo must have known how my Monday would turn out. I didn't see that rant 😅

3/10 nothing works after 12 days off.

1) well a man flashed me while I was out running and I've been dealing with CSS all day so 1/10
2) unfortunately not :( but I think it's more a Monday thing than anything else.

@Elyz jesus, what a piece of shit that guy... god...!

@erandria well rather me than children I suppose but he can kindly fuck off and keep his perversion to himself.

@Elyz I don't think it works that way, but I appreciate the selflessness

@erandria I would've called the cops to let them know there's a guy like that in the area but literally all I remember about him was his micro penis 😂

@Elyz thank you reminding me I have a micropenis and making fun of that.
nice meeting you all, im deleting...

@erandria jk lol, but it's best to avoid making fun of micropenises, some men are very sensitive about it...

@erandria I feel like when you expose yourself to a woman who doesn't know you or in any way indicated she wanted anything to do with you, it's fair game 🙃 but I get where you're coming from. I'd hope no one on here flashed a runner today so they have reason to take my comment personally :^)

My grandma is dying in a hospital and my company is going bankrupt. 3/10

@ganjaman sorry to hear that, best wishes for you in these hardships

@erandria thanks but you wished for something good and it didnt exactly work the last time either, did it?

@ganjaman fuck, you're right.
im sorry, i didnt want to come off as an ai wishing people well, since in pretty sure i said the same thing last time.

ive been having terrible memory the last couple of months

i remember your situation but thought it had happened to someone else

Had to visit the hospital in the middle of the night (I mean 8 fucking AM, most of the time I'm not even halfway through the night by that time yet), but I heard that all my injuries from last month's incident are healing well, with no further intervention required. Doctor also made the remark that the incident just so happened to have happened on the 1st of April, I didn't realize this yet.. what an April's Fools joke...

Tired as hell after that and terrible sleep last night, cleaning lady came in the afternoon too, and couldn't get a single word through her torrent of blabber. And I had to go pretty deep into my pocket money savings to buy her some new utilities, among which was a mixer. Took it apart immediately to see if it was any good, noticed that it was Chinese crap that might just burn your house down. Isolation between live and neutral was *terrible*. Exposed neutral wire dangling in the breeze, less than 1cm away from a live connection. Had to fix that first with some rewiring, rerouting neutral away from that live connection and proper heatshrinking. Fortunately this cleaning lady didn't make a death threat like "if this contraption of yours ends up electrocuting me, my 2m tall son will pay you a visit and you'll be left in pieces", like that last one did (and needless to say, I ended up firing her over. I quite ironically make these mods out of safety concerns, so I don't take lightly being threatened like that over such things).

Overall, 2/10. Average Monday that sucked 😕

@erandria haha dont worry im just playing

Debugging Magento 1.6 (!!) client deleted tables

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11,played mortal kombat and monopoly with friends

@ganjaman thank god, i was about to pull the trigger.

jk, im not suicidal rn