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"WE'RE HIRING!!"

Skills Required:

BEFORE: HTML, CSS, JS, jQuery

NOW: REACT/VUE/ANGULAR, NODE, CI/CD PIPELINE, DOCKER, GRAPHQL, JOHN CENA

Comments
  • 18
    Naaa I like Batista and Rey Mysterio.
    I pass your offer.
  • 27
    Yeah ... plus they prefer the candidate to have 5+ years of experience in a similar position, knowledge of almost all programminglanguage, must be 18 years old and ... oh wait ... 😄😄
  • 4
    John Cena would be a good skill to have😂
  • 1
    (... stealthy as a ninja ...adds John Cena in CV )
  • 5
    Da da da daaaaa da da da daaaaa
  • 1
    Well do we have a choice? High paid slaves must adapt to the reality. Oh well
  • 2
    ...And 7 years expirence in all of them! Vuejs particulary
  • 0
    @darthy Haha, Vuejs' initial release: February 2014
  • 4
    @localjoost i know my friend, that was the joke :/
  • 3
    @darthy damn, got the joke too late
  • 3
    They usually also want five years experience in a framework that was invented yesterday lol...
  • 2
    Being a stick in the mud here and I tend to find this reasonable - as long as it can be interpreted as "we use these things and we don't need someone who fights us on it because uploading index.html via filezilla to deploy to prod always worked for them".

    I'll concede when they say "required" though, or use it in an attempt to intentionally attract candidates who will put up with unreasonable workloads.
  • 0
    From 4 skills required to 5 not that bad
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