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"WE'RE HIRING!!"

Skills Required:

BEFORE: HTML, CSS, JS, jQuery

NOW: REACT/VUE/ANGULAR, NODE, CI/CD PIPELINE, DOCKER, GRAPHQL, JOHN CENA

Comments
  • 15
    Naaa I like Batista and Rey Mysterio.
    I pass your offer.
  • 21
    Yeah ... plus they prefer the candidate to have 5+ years of experience in a similar position, knowledge of almost all programminglanguage, must be 18 years old and ... oh wait ... 😄😄
  • 3
    John Cena would be a good skill to have😂
  • 1
    (... stealthy as a ninja ...adds John Cena in CV )
  • 3
    Da da da daaaaa da da da daaaaa
  • 0
    Well do we have a choice? High paid slaves must adapt to the reality. Oh well
  • 0
    ...And 7 years expirence in all of them! Vuejs particulary
  • 0
    @darthy Haha, Vuejs' initial release: February 2014
  • 2
    @localjoost i know my friend, that was the joke :/
  • 1
    @darthy damn, got the joke too late
  • 1
    They usually also want five years experience in a framework that was invented yesterday lol...
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