deviloper

5y

Newbie Agile Team: "Hi Scrum Coach, we studied and implemented the Scrum methodology, but we are late as before and our software is buggy and shitty as ever, how is that?"

Agile Coach: "Scrum Methodology is easy to learn, but difficult to master!"

Newbie Agile Team (chorus): "Oh coach, Fuck yourself daily, with your coffe thermos, standing up and once per week retrospectively. If you'll come at the next review meeting, we will gangbang your ass in front of the stakeholders"

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3

VaderNT

1659

5y

"how is that?" - because methodologies don't fix people.
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Hazarth

8955

5y

The first thing you need to realize about using Scrum is that you need to cherry pick it and bend it to fit your company and projects. Theres no one form for everything. Its supposed to be Agile afterall
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deviloper

2217

5y

@Hazarth yes, we'll bend over the scrum master first
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Codex404

16583

5y

Scrum is way better than any other methodology I have used as long as you bend it a bit.
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Hazarth

8955

5y

@irene I for one at least appreciate the team synchronization on stand ups. I feel it makes the team better at communicating. And the idea of set Sprints would be nice if the client actually knew how it works

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