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@ganjaman
* Deep into work
* Holds shift by accident
* Does not notice
* Places : instead of ; by accident
* Saves
* Page reloads automatically
* App Crashes
* Pikachu Face -
mt3o19155y@ganjaman why do you have ł and Ł on separate keys, not under L key? Does any other language, besides Polish, use ł?
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@ganjaman Try starting a line with a parenthesis when there's no semicolon at the end of the previous statement.
Also, semicolons let JS at least look somewhat like a real programming language. -
@ganjaman Using a newline is even more counter-intuitive. Unless we're speaking about nose candy of course.
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