The best stories of "a coleague left his desktop unlocked and walked away for some time".

GO!

I locked it..

Chinese language, Russian keyboard layout, flipped the wallpaper then flip the screen (to make it looks normal besides the cursor), screenshot of the start menu opened, change place of the start menu.

(Might forgot few things, but that's the main part.)

@Jilano all this to a single person??? 😁😁

@CoffeeMakesCode tha real mvp

@netikras Yup yup!

Partly OT because it will work with locked computers: Switched mouses between two colleges that sit opposite from each other. They came back from lunch simultaneously

800 images of unicorns on the desktop.

Pushed to production

I left my 21" flat panel at work unlocked. Came back it was off. Turned it on... i screamed and died. My brother who worked for me put Goatse on the background... 21 inches of blackhole utter life rending goatse....

@Abrynos
Prompt: delete prod?
Rubber ducky: [Enter]

@Jilano great ideas

After getting a warning for sending confusing emails, changing desktop settings etc from an unlocked system, recently did a harmless thing using http://fakeupdate.net/. It was fun to watch 😁

Ran a bash script that unendly create random folders with random names at random location

My colleague watched fakeupdates.net for 30 minutes. It reached 180% before I finally told him it was fake...