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Kyouma
20d

My company needs to understand that I am not Jesus Christ.

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  • 13
    I was really hoping this was you @rEaL-jAsE. Could make the obvious pun lol
  • 12
    Tell them you're Deadpool
  • 4
    yeah when i read job ads for ux/ui interaction designer, i get the sense that they looking for their messiah to save them into the age of digitalized salvation.
  • 4
    LIAR! Get him!
  • 5
    are they trying to crucifix you, or are they expecting miracles?
  • 4
    Can you turn water into wine (or beer)?
  • 6
    can you turn bug into features?
  • 3
    @deviloper They expect me to make a hot fix on a production environment of a shitty platform that is deployed and that we are not even able to set a development environment for it. Don't know if Jesus can pull that out, let alone me.
  • 2
    @Kyouma Like when Jesus was sent to hot fix the Earth and it got out of hand, he died, came back to life, and then died again but the world is still shit? Sounds very familiar.
  • 3
    @rEaL-jAsE Calm down, jAsuS. @Stuxnet was just trying to show respect!
  • 3
    @rutee07 well at least the hot fix didn't destroy (yet) the production environment. His contribution was more like an hit and run that didn't change much. Like a consultant
  • 3
    We know you’re Chuck Norris
  • 2
    @Kyouma oh you just described my daily routine. Friday it's not a good today to do it, though...good luck
  • 3
    Could you convert this glas.water into a .wine for me please?
  • 3
    Stop walking across the fountain in the lobby!
  • 3
    Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next.
  • 1
    You need to understand we are all, that was the whole point.
    Didn't he called us brothers? Yes.
    We are all Yisus Christ.
  • 1
    @Kyouma check for jesus.bat
  • 3
    Then stop responding "What?" when coworker say "Another bug? Jesus F*cking Christ!!!" ;s
  • 2
    "I WANT THIS WATER TO BE WINE ON MY DESK BY MORNING"
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  • 1
    Stop making wine from water and then they will realise
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