My company needs to understand that I am not Jesus Christ.

I was really hoping this was you @rEaL-jAsE. Could make the obvious pun lol

Tell them you're Deadpool

yeah when i read job ads for ux/ui interaction designer, i get the sense that they looking for their messiah to save them into the age of digitalized salvation.

are they trying to crucifix you, or are they expecting miracles?

Can you turn water into wine (or beer)?

can you turn bug into features?

@deviloper They expect me to make a hot fix on a production environment of a shitty platform that is deployed and that we are not even able to set a development environment for it. Don't know if Jesus can pull that out, let alone me.

@rutee07 well at least the hot fix didn't destroy (yet) the production environment. His contribution was more like an hit and run that didn't change much. Like a consultant

We know you’re Chuck Norris

@Kyouma oh you just described my daily routine. Friday it's not a good today to do it, though...good luck

Could you convert this glas.water into a .wine for me please?

Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next.

You need to understand we are all, that was the whole point.
Didn't he called us brothers? Yes.
We are all Yisus Christ.

@Kyouma check for jesus.bat

Then stop responding "What?" when coworker say "Another bug? Jesus F*cking Christ!!!" ;s

"I WANT THIS WATER TO BE WINE ON MY DESK BY MORNING"

@WIPocket 😄👍

Stop making wine from water and then they will realise

You dead? Resurrect please!

I wonder how many people comment without reading other comments first, and then just write a very similar comment thinking they are original. You know who you are!!!