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Kyouma
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My company needs to understand that I am not Jesus Christ.

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  • 13
    I was really hoping this was you @rEaL-jAsE. Could make the obvious pun lol
  • 15
    Tell them you're Deadpool
  • 4
    yeah when i read job ads for ux/ui interaction designer, i get the sense that they looking for their messiah to save them into the age of digitalized salvation.
  • 7
    are they trying to crucifix you, or are they expecting miracles?
  • 5
    Can you turn water into wine (or beer)?
  • 7
    can you turn bug into features?
  • 3
    @deviloper They expect me to make a hot fix on a production environment of a shitty platform that is deployed and that we are not even able to set a development environment for it. Don't know if Jesus can pull that out, let alone me.
  • 2
    @rEaL-jAsE Calm down, jAsuS. @Stuxnet was just trying to show respect!
  • 2
    @rutee07 well at least the hot fix didn't destroy (yet) the production environment. His contribution was more like an hit and run that didn't change much. Like a consultant
  • 2
    We know you’re Chuck Norris
  • 2
    @Kyouma oh you just described my daily routine. Friday it's not a good today to do it, though...good luck
  • 3
    Could you convert this glas.water into a .wine for me please?
  • 3
    Stop walking across the fountain in the lobby!
  • 3
    Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next.
  • 1
    You need to understand we are all, that was the whole point.
    Didn't he called us brothers? Yes.
    We are all Yisus Christ.
  • 1
    @Kyouma check for jesus.bat
  • 5
    Then stop responding "What?" when coworker say "Another bug? Jesus F*cking Christ!!!" ;s
  • 2
    "I WANT THIS WATER TO BE WINE ON MY DESK BY MORNING"
  • 2
  • 1
    Stop making wine from water and then they will realise
  • 1
    You dead? Resurrect please!
  • 2
    I wonder how many people comment without reading other comments first, and then just write a very similar comment thinking they are original. You know who you are!!!
  • 3
    I wonder how many people repeated comments because they didn't read the comments before them and think they are original.

    Whoops.
  • 1
    Come again?
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