Was going to get some REST but her API was wide open:

PUT my/boner/inside/her
413 Request Entity Too Large

Fuck.

I think also computers will hate you if you keep treating them like that

Tiny dick syndrome spotted !

You need some SOAP after all this dirty talk

Hope it wasn't a 401 Not Authorized error

Reminder to only use safe queries

You sure it wasnt 418?

or maybe.. 404?

Or maybe it was a 69!

@nibor that would be a 451

@seraphimsystems haha omg

Odds are it went like this...

I took this girl home
100 - continue
We got upstairs and I asked if she was up for some fun
200 - ok
I asked what her favourite positions was
300- multiple choices
Looking good, she took off her shirt, I asked if they were real
304 not modified
Damn, this was looking good! I fondled her left breast for a while
303 see other
I fondled her right one too, is this good I asked?
406 not acceptable
Well I threw a 101 switching protocols at her and went for her panties
403 forbidden
Wait what? I thought you were game?
412 precondition failed
Ok I'll get naked first
417 expectation failed
Hey it's cold in here is all
411 length required
510 not extended
426 upgrade required
I took a blue pill it's back on
408 request timeout
Hey cmon,
401 unauthorized
Hey!
405 method not allowed
What's wrong why the sudden change
203 non authoritative information
Wait how old are you
451 not available for legal reasons
Oh shit.
423 locked

@seraphimsystems

summarized as: 502 bad gateway

@seraphimsystems Haha, this is way better than my rant (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

@seraphimsystems Joy's of working with undocumented API's 🤣