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Was going to get some REST but her API was wide open:

PUT my/boner/inside/her
413 Request Entity Too Large

Fuck.

Comments
  • 6
    I think also computers will hate you if you keep treating them like that
  • 9
    Tiny dick syndrome spotted !
  • 11
    You need some SOAP after all this dirty talk
  • 4
    Hope it wasn't a 401 Not Authorized error
  • 2
    Reminder to only use safe queries
  • 3
    You sure it wasnt 418?
  • 2
    or maybe.. 404?
  • 1
    Or maybe it was a 69!
  • 2
    @nibor that would be a 451
  • 0
  • 9
    Odds are it went like this...

    I took this girl home
    100 - continue
    We got upstairs and I asked if she was up for some fun
    200 - ok
    I asked what her favourite positions was
    300- multiple choices
    Looking good, she took off her shirt, I asked if they were real
    304 not modified
    Damn, this was looking good! I fondled her left breast for a while
    303 see other
    I fondled her right one too, is this good I asked?
    406 not acceptable
    Well I threw a 101 switching protocols at her and went for her panties
    403 forbidden
    Wait what? I thought you were game?
    412 precondition failed
    Ok I'll get naked first
    417 expectation failed
    Hey it's cold in here is all
    411 length required
    510 not extended
    426 upgrade required
    I took a blue pill it's back on
    408 request timeout
    Hey cmon,
    401 unauthorized
    Hey!
    405 method not allowed
    What's wrong why the sudden change
    203 non authoritative information
    Wait how old are you
    451 not available for legal reasons
    Oh shit.
    423 locked
  • 1
    @seraphimsystems

    summarized as: 502 bad gateway
  • 1
    @seraphimsystems Haha, this is way better than my rant (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
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