ChoppyDev

5y

Summer is coming, and i suppose all of you will buy a new barbecue to cook some meat, but i have another economic alternative.

How to make a homemade bbq:

1) Take an old laptop
2) Turn it on
3) Install Android studio (also works with intellij)
4) Add a lot of gradle (or maven) depencies
5) Code something cool (or not)
6) Build and compile it
7) Now you can put your meat on your laptop
8) Enjoy your meal

joke/meme

intellij

laptop

java

android

Ranter

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4

Coffe2Code

20640

5y

WOW it works
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ChoppyDev

26

5y

@Coffe2Code Enjoy your meal :D
3

possum

1636

5y

I remember that one time when some food I brought to uni wasn‘t thawing fast enough for lunch break, so I put my laptop on it and started a hefty multiplication in a turing machine simulator on IntelliJ.
3

Gregozor2121

5256

5y

@ChoppyDev
Dammit mine got burned!
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ChoppyDev

26

5y

@Frederick sure, also works with an xbox 360 btw
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ChoppyDev

26

5y

@Gregozor2121 :( did you run a node.js server at the same time?
1

kamen

6995

5y

... or better yet run Prime95 with AVX enabled... and it would probably shut down immediately. And, if I have to kill the joke, I'd say that a laptop outputs several times less heat than a desktop, it's just more concentrated...
1

gitpush

32412

5y

How to make Ice Cream:
1. Put juice on Macbook Pro
2. Leave for few minutes
3. Profit!

Don't own one, but my friend suffers from it. too cold
1

Gregozor2121

5256

5y

@ChoppyDev
You have said to warm the laptop, not to make it explode.
1

Gregozor2121

5256

5y

@gitpush
Excuse me wtf.
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ChoppyDev

26

5y

@Gregozor2121 LMAO
1

gitpush

32412

5y

@Gregozor2121 that body of the macbook pro is always cold, in winter it gets freezing lol
1

kamen

6995

5y

@gitpush You know, that wouldn't be colder than a plastic laptop in the same environment - it just feels colder because it absorbs temperature morea easily.

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